I Do Love The "she's Back Where She Started But Somehow Even Worse" Yj Moments

fun girly things to do!!

~ zone out!

~ daydream about being somewhere else!

~ listen to unreleased ldr!

~ cut your hair and then cry about it later!

~ listen to sad songs!

~ read a book about a girl just like you!

~ shamelessly sleep till 4pm!

~ eat everything in sight!

~ dont eat at all!

~ exercise till your legs go numb!

~ cry in freshly done makeup!

~ obsess over fictional men!

~ obsess over men who are twice your age!

~ bite the inside of your cheeks!

~ look in the mirror and sigh!

~ scream “why why why”!

(this is ironic i am not encouraging these things i swear)

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

I have been misled I thought that everyone in yellowjackets was gay what do you mean lottienat and jackieshauna aren’t canon

"wilson is house's dog" WRONG!!!! house is wilson's dog that wilson has to follow around to make sure he doesn't bite, bark or maim people whenever he gets the chance. house is one of those dogs that you can't control so you just let them do what they want in hopes thag the dog will listen to you when the time matters

i just realized i am the judgmental lesbian stereotype. i am a hater. i am by nature a mean femme.

watched sk8 the infinity for the blue/red yaoi, but nobody told me to watch out for whatever the fuck the pink and the green guy have going on

i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them

also i'm like. Obsessed with jeff's whole thing. he's so fucking boring. he owns a furniture store. he was homecoming king. he has vanilla fantasies. he married his high school girlfriend's bff whom he slept with on the side. he keeps himself in top physical shape. he's having an affair--except, no, he's actually just in debt and blackmailed the yellowjackets so he could keep shauna living a comfortable life because he loves her, and oh yeah, the stuff he's using for blackmail? it's shauna's firsthand account of all the truly fucked up shit she did in the wilderness. he's known forever. he doesn't care! he loves his wife! she had an affair and murdered the guy, he doesn't care! he'll go to prison for her! he'll burn the evidence! shut the fuck up, jackie's parents! his wife is so smart and cool! he chooses her over the glorified memory of your dead daughter any day! it's shauna appreciation 24/7/365 baby! he literally just wants to provide for and look hot for his wife & make her happy. the really insane thing is he can't. of course he can't. he's just jeff, he's boring, he's not of the wilderness, he's completely irrelevant. he's not jackie. can't wait to see whatever fucked up thing shauna does next and how jeff is like yes ma'am about it

SOPHIE THATCHER Photographed by Emma Thatcher (2/3)

god yellowjackets is so cool. I wish soccer was real.