Can You Imagine What Gen Z Lord Of The Flies Would Have Been Like?

Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it