GOD I Want A Lover Who Is First And Foremost A Friend!! I Want A Strong And All Encompassing Connection

a family can be a narcissistic wizard missing his heart, his cursed girlfriend, his apprentice, the fire demon powering his house, the witch that cursed his girlfriend, a scarecrow that is actually a missing prince, and the dog stolen from the royal witch

My legs hurt so bad all the time that sometimes I can’t leave my bed but no one believes me because some x-rays came back negative (regardless of the fact that most treatable diseases occurring in legs cannot be identified by an x-ray) and now my mother thinks I’m lying every time I say I’m in pain or sick because this is evidence that I “milk off her” lmao

Roman Sionis after experiencing one small minor inconvenience

Why can’t netflix or Hulu add the 2013 Scooby doo show again that was awesome

Princess of Swan Lake and Mermaidia are the only Barbie movies that deserve rights

hobie brown brainrot 💕

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

may i have this dance - (cue two hours of badly danced bachata helped with youtube tutorials)