*jingles My Little Jester Shoes*

world’s nastiest freakiest most bisexual old person sex is about to happen at the hospital’s annual charity poker tournament

This is a show about killer dolls. Please stop talking to me about morals and toxicity and the shitty things people do. I’m here to watch the little doll man and his crazy girlfriend kill people. Will I wish peace and prosperity onto the gays along the way? Absolutely, but that’s neither here nor there.

The Addams Family // 1964

Me: I want to exercise more often

Also me: pants when I run up the stairs

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

I love Dorohedoro so much it’ll forever be my favorite manga ever. It has boobs. It has proletarian metaphor. It has trans women. It has buff women. It had queer allegory. It has time travel. It has urban fantasy. It has baseball. It has a giant bug named johnson. It has gay people. It has a villain with red hair. It has a girl with purple hair who keeps dying. It has gore. It has murder. It has skulls and tattoos. It has a doctor with cross-hatched tattoos all over his face. It has track suits. It has a blonde protagonist with a double life. Dorohedoro feels like it was made to specifically cater to me

tim drake having an ‘idk man i just work here’ approach to being a member of the wayne family is my fave joke. like everyone else has a dramatic story of trying to belong and tim is like ‘i brought in my resume unprompted and got hired on the spot’

he’s just like me