Welcome To The Family, Son

happy birthday fellow snsers *cracks neck*

there will be blood themed blow job

I love Dorohedoro so much it’ll forever be my favorite manga ever. It has boobs. It has proletarian metaphor. It has trans women. It has buff women. It had queer allegory. It has time travel. It has urban fantasy. It has baseball. It has a giant bug named johnson. It has gay people. It has a villain with red hair. It has a girl with purple hair who keeps dying. It has gore. It has murder. It has skulls and tattoos. It has a doctor with cross-hatched tattoos all over his face. It has track suits. It has a blonde protagonist with a double life. Dorohedoro feels like it was made to specifically cater to me

software engineer boyloser husband and bioweapon scientist girlboss wife

babe relax you look like a creepypasta rn

*completely ignores shibuya arc* HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUGISAKI

Will porn blogs STOP following me for this shit. This is obviously a joke about a Stephen King novelle, not encouraging bondage. Jesus fucking Christ you savages

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

Best monologue in the movie no 🧢

I’m officially morosexual my classmate asked me which side your kidney’s on and I’ve fantasized about him kissing me ever since.

I KNOW Tim religiously listens to Surfer Rosa