Girldadisms For Day 3 Of That Guy Tober

I can’t feel anything anymore

Helping your gf with make up? 😉

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

So you know that feeling when it’s like you have a kink but not really because you’re not sexually attracted to the thing it just makes you happy and you have a soft spot for it?

My legs hurt so bad all the time that sometimes I can’t leave my bed but no one believes me because some x-rays came back negative (regardless of the fact that most treatable diseases occurring in legs cannot be identified by an x-ray) and now my mother thinks I’m lying every time I say I’m in pain or sick because this is evidence that I “milk off her” lmao

i’m not explaining myself i’m right

nobara lover till the day I die

assigned a cringe gender at my fail birth

Having mommy issues is about unironically having a thing for MILF’s and I can attest to that.