tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone
jason: you… killed someone?
tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?
jason: that’s an original experience i fear
claire is so me
Midnight Mass dir. M. Flanagan // Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan, I. Repin
Choso doesn’t know what to do with all of these
growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius
If u make fun of chicks for being “quirky” or too “edgy” ur either a virgin or have been on Reddit too much
If you Like Cavetown ur either rlly annoying as fuck or cute
She will be back better and stronger and rawer. Source: Because I said so.
I’m officially morosexual my classmate asked me which side your kidney’s on and I’ve fantasized about him kissing me ever since.
jason at the beach eating a watermelon