I Absolutely Love This- PLEASE I NEED TO BE HAPPYYYYY

I absolutely love this- PLEASE I NEED TO BE HAPPYYYYY

Amy: And why don’t we do something all together? To pass the time doing something other than insulting each other or pulling faces. Robotnik: Sounds boring. Shadow: I think it's a good idea. What do you suggest? Amy: How about a board game? Knuckles: Oh yes, please! Sonic: Fine by me. Which one do you want? Robotnik: I miss my good old games of mus. Sonic: Sure… And then, if we still have energy left, we’ll finish with pétanque… Tails: We can play something else with cards-- Sonic: No, no, no cards with Amy. If you show her a royal flush, she’ll start reading your future… Amy: Coward. Tails: I want Trivial Pursuit! Knuckles: Is Trivial the one with the wedges? Tails: Yes! Knuckles: Absolutely not. Banned. Robotnik: Wait, banned? Are we even allowed to ban? Then, I want to ban everyone in this table who isn't a human. Tails: Shut up! Knuckles, you never want to play Trivial! And it’s so much fun. Knuckles: It’s a childish game. Let’s stop this nonsense and play something serious, like the brave warriors we are. A game of strategy, concentration, precision, where the stakes are as high as life itself. [Pulls out a board from seemingly nowhere]: We’ll play Operation! Sonic: Knucks, we told you to stop carrying that around. This guy takes it everywhere: the grocery store, the car, restaurants, even the hospital to “test” the doctors… Knuckles: I refuse to let my family's wellbeing on incompetent hands! Robotnik: Enough! Where are we? In my boyfriend’s café, right? Then, by association, I’m in charge, and I say we'll play mus! Sonic: Hey, by that logic, Shadow has more say, he's basically Stone's kid! Robotnik: But I’ve been in his life longer! Seniority wins. Shadow [grabs the toothpick box]: You're a bunch of kids. Let’s leave it to chance. Robotnik: No! Not chance, chance hates me! Shadow: I don’t care! Whoever gets the shortest stick picks the game. [Everyone grabs a stick and compares them] Tails: I won, I won! We’re playing Trivial! Yes! Knuckles: Fine, I admit defeat with honor. But when one of you needs the little horse removed from their hip joint, don’t even look at me. Amy: Whatever you say, Knuckles… Are we playing in pairs? Robotnik: I choose Shadow! Shadow: I object. Robotnik: Oh, yeah?! Banned! Shadow: Thank you. Robotnik: No, wait… oh, damn pride! Amy: Let’s write our names on slips of paper and let luck decide. Robotnik: Again? There are six of us at the table, and it always picks the thing I get along with the least. I’m starting to think you don’t like me… Sonic [passing a bowl with slips of paper]: I made them while you were whining. Here. Choose first before you run out of tears. Robotnik [sticks out his tongue and takes a slip reluctantly]: “Me.” Who’s “me”? Sonic: Damn it! Robotnik: What? Shadow: Ivo. If he wrote the papers, then “me” is him. Knuckles: If their name is him, why did they wrote 'me'? Sonic: I want another round. Amy: Now who’s whining? [reaches in and pulls another slip]: Knuck-- SHIT… I mean… I think another round sounds good. Knuckles: Why, who did you get? Shadow: The pairs are set. Knuckles: No, wait, you and Tails haven’t picked yet. You're the only ones left. Robitnik: Wait a minute… [Points to Amy with Knuckles, Shadow with Tails, then to himself with Sonic]: “Me” is you! Shadow: No wonder no one here wants to play Trivial… Robotnik: Well, I guess it could be worse. I could’ve been paired with the red one. Knuckles: You’re so mean to Amy, dude… Robotnik: Exactly my point.

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