See! I Told You We Will Win!

stackednatural, april 15

Like, who are you now?

5.18 “the point of no return” // 6.17 “my heart will go on” // 9.18 “meta fiction” // 10.18 “the book of the damned”

Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Thomas: Its called arson and those people are witnesses.

When I told my friend “good luck” when they’re starting a book, I don’t mean “good luck with your reading! I hope you’ll like it 🥰♥️🌈” what I mean is “Oh boy, you’re in for a ride… you’ll need that luck🫣”

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

+ "if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so I can annoy your ghost" "I'll hire Mattias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass" "my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

damage

ollie calling dinah "pretty bird" = roy calling jason "jaybird"

something something roy learning how to show affection for his loved ones from ollie and dinah, and extending that affection to jason

I think I'm going to have a heart attack

We're clowns

YESSS

My worst fear for TWP is that Cassandra Clare decides to pull an Achilles and Patroclus and kills Kit or Ty and completely destroys the other in the process

Kit 🤝 Thomas

"you shouldn't be here" 🤝 "what are you doing here"

Ty 🤝 Alastair

Just being at home