what do you mean, this happened in the show yeah? 🗣️🗣️
Who's going to write that fic where Kurogiri secretly survived and timed himself to take Tomura somewhere else so everyone would think he was dead.
And then they went for Toga, because everyone would also believe she was dead.
And years later they went for Touya after a lot of planning on how to make his dead convincing.
So now they're all living in some mountain, trying to figure out how and when to take Compress and Spinner with them.
DEADPOOL MAKING A DABI REFERENCE
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Lemme kidnap you, I’ll bring a luggage bag to carry you in 🙄🙄
The badges for me and my family/friend came in 😈
Who’s going to Anime NYC this year?
THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD DO AJJAAUHG
Mr. Compress, in the back of a cop car: “Could you possibly turn up the AC? It’s a little stuffy in here—”
Cop: “Stop talking.”
Mr. Compress, on his phone: “Yeah, I’ll be back at the hideout shortly.”
Cop: “What— how did you get your hands free? Are you on the phone?”
Mr. Compress: “Yes, I’m on the phone— Sorry, Dabi, my chaperone is being impolite.”
Cop: “Chaperone??”
Cop, pulls over and looks in the back seat, Mr. Compress is gone.
Radio: “Do you have the suspect detained?”
Cop: “I did.”
Radio: “What do you mean you did?!”
Cop: “I don’t know, he disappeared!”
The car starts up and drives off.
Cop: “HEY!!! STOP!”
Mr. Compress, blasting the AC.
The League of Villains playing with an Ouija board.
Tomura: “If there are any spirits here, give us a sign.”
Dabi, refusing to participate: “This is so dumb.”
Spinner: “Says the guy who’s too afraid to participate.”
Dabi: “I’m not afraid, I’m just not wasting my time. You all look stupid.”
Tomura, glaring: “Okay, then. If there are any spirits here, touch Dabi.”
Dabi: “Uh, no. Don’t touch Dabi.”
Mr. Compress: “Why not? I thought you didn’t believe in the paranormal?”
Dabi: “I just don’t want to be involved in your dumb game.”
Spinner: “Because you’re scared.“
Dabi: “No.”
Twice: “Guys! It’s spelling something!”
Toga: “T-O-U-Y-A. Touya? Who’s that?”
Dabi, wide eyed in the background.
Mr. Compress: “Let’s ask! Could you please tell us who Touya is?”
Dabi: “Okay, that’s enough—“
Tomura: “Will you relax? There’s nothing to freak out over—“
Twice: “It’s spelling something else!”
Toga: “T-E-N-K-O—”
Tomura, quickly decaying the Ouija board.
The league all staring at him.
Tomura: “… oh no— my hand slipped. Guess we can’t play anymore.”
With how long I was in denial about Twice’s death, y’all ain’t ready to see how long I’m in denial about Tomura.
Tomura: “I feel like it’s been too long since we’ve had a meeting about what is and isn’t appropriate during missions.”
Dabi: “Did we ever?”
Tomura: “No. Anyway, asking Kurogiri to warp you to Wendy’s mid-fight is not appropriate. I won’t name any names.”
Twice and Toga standing there with Wendy’s fries and nuggets.
Dabi: “But it’s okay when you do it?”
Tomura, also standing there with Wendy’s fries and nuggets: “I waited until after the fight. Speaking of which, Dabi, it’s also not appropriate to stop mid-fight and take photos of me being attacked.”
Dabi: “I wasn’t taking photos.”
Dabi, pulling out his phone: “It’s a video.”
Video showing Tomura being flung around.
Tomura: “… I hate you.”
Toga: “Send me that.”
Twice: “Me too.”
Tomura: “No. Delete it.”
Dabi: “Sure, but a 10-hour loop of it was already uploaded online.”
Tomura: “God dammit.”
Dabi: “It was me.”
Tomura: “I KNOW IT WAS YOU.”
Catto for cat lovers 😻
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