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He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

Hello Mr. Gaiman

I was reading my edition of Coraline again (because it’s amazing and I got a bit excited with the movie’s 15th anniversary) ; it’s an illustrated edition, and I noticed that her dad looks kind of like you, I was wondering, do you know if it was done on purpose ? I think it’s really cool !

Thank you for your time and all your amazing work, I hope you have a nice day !

I don't know. Probably. I LOVE that edition, illustrated by Aurélie Neyret.

I've never understood why the UK and US publishers didn't want to release it.

can we have the recipe for the pink drink

well i posted the ingredients. two posts down. but if you mean the portions its Quite literally 1/3 milk 1/3 juice 1/3 ice a lil drop of that green espresso bean juice (or powdre if ur doing the powder) and then u put it in a glass and shake. thats it baby. its literally made to be simple

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

Happy holidays!

:)