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pov: simon finds all the posts about his boypussy being out on ep 4

(does he have a red bow? i forgot lmao)

*at my first day of group therapy for people stuck in the 2000s* i’m just .. not feeling very awesomesauce.. le sigh.. it’s like .. u kno tfw u just wanna rage quit life.. but one does not simply kill themselves.. it just feels like i’m being trolled by the world.. like my sadness levels are over 9000 and all i can do is scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. my life is just an epic fail . inb4 u tell me it can only be epic win from here

Belcher Children Clowns!!

I've been wanting to draw them as clowns for a while and I finally got to it! I made Louise a horror clown, Gene is a jester, and Tina is a mime!

Happy holidays!

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i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

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the happy dudes or something

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.