This Is The Most Accurate Post

This is the most accurate post

sometimes the teacher/professor experience is like

professor smiley mcfrienderson, plays music, tries to befriend students, is always in a peppy mood: oh you’re dying? sorry i don’t accept late work :) make sure you write this five page paper! i’m gonna throw a dart at a board to decide whether or not i’ll actually take it for a grade and if i do it’s worth 10% of your total grade and if i don’t you should do it anyway as busywork because learning is fun! :D

professor stone face, who scares you to death on syllabus day and has clearly seen some sort of horrors: yeah you can skip class if you want idc you know what works best for you. btw you can get ten bonus points for taking a funny selfie with me renewable once per week. wanna hear my life story