Youraverageklutz1 - Klutzy

I think.... I think the sisters would talk to each other. Well- yell at each other about their girl problems. And by problems, I mean how horribly they've both fumbled normal conversations with the women that have already been dropping the most massive, gigantic hints that they are interested too.

What if. What IF romcom?

I love him

Howdy!

rain romance: failed

I love The Sapphic Pose ™️

project runway: hope’s peak edition

first batch of portal refs done!! the second will come soon (i hope) it will include spin off and mod characters as well :D

android AU: everything stays the same but the robots are more humanoid. thats it really xD

human AU: set in 2010. quite a few things change (i oc-ify the characters pretty much). the main things to note is that it’s a lot of what if scenarios. what if the resonance cascade in black mesa never happened, what if caroline had a daughter (gladys, so glados and caroline aren’t the same person in the AU. i wanted to explore the possibility of them being two separate people haha), what if the disk operating system project was put into halt and AI never took over. in the AU black mesa and aperture are still rivals in the development of teleportation technology, portals are still being experimented on, human test subjects are paid to test, they don’t go through cryo sleep stasis but live their life at aperture in dormitories (let me slice of life portal okay im self indulgent). Aperture still has questionable work ethics and morals but things work slightly more differently. Gladys is the CEO of aperture and she pushes for a lot of work to be done so they can surpass black mesa. Also important to note, Chell registers as a test subject for the cash deal but she also aims to investigate what really happened to her adoptive father who died at Aperture.

that’s the main essence of the au, still working on it and some plots here and there but, like most of my fandom aus, it’s really self indulgent slice of life crap LOL

if you have questions or feedback don’t hesitate to let me know! :>

Luffy flirting

Love & Fashion Interview 01: Monkey D. Luffy

We are so excited to kick off our first publication by interviewing Luffy!

- Monkey D. Luffy

Friend to All

Makes friends easily and has a charismatic personality

Bug Enthusiast

Has a prized bug collection

Taurus: May 5th

Stubborn, loyal, possessive

Lives With:

Zoro, Sanji, Nami, and Vivi

Q: Luffy, first I want to thank you for agreeing to an interview! We're so excited to kick off our first publication with you!

A: Yeah, no problem.

Q: Great! You seem to have so many amazing friends, how do you make friends with so many people?

A: I dunno.

Q: Uhm, okay. We hear you're a big fan of bugs?

A: Yeah! they're sooo awesome! I love watching them crawl around and some bugs even fight each other!

Q: Amazing! Do you have a favorite kind of bug?

A: Hercules beetles are really rare! Maybe those! That's a hard question!

Q: You're a celebrity, but you don't have a typical job for a celebrity -

A: -Yup! I'm a firefighter!

Q: Can you tell us how you chose that occupation?

A: My friend Shanks is a firefighter! And you get to do a bunch of exciting stuff and help people!

Q: So you like to help people?

-torn paper-

A: Yeah!

Q: One last question, Luffy - why do you keep flipping off our photographers?

A: Because they keep following me around! Tell 'em to stop! It's annoying!

-End of Interview-

There you are, illustrious readers, our first ever interview! We hope you enjoyed getting a sneak peak into Luffy's life!

I would love to have the paparazzi stop following him, but someone has been calling them to his house (guess who)!

Bonus:

What's My Age Again? blink-182

Look out for our next interview where we're meeting up with everyone's favorite TV chef, Sanji!

yes, and this is the closest Zoro has actually gotten to actually killing Sanji how he always threatens to