Russia: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Ukraine: I did. I broke it…
Russia: No. No, you didn’t. Belarus?
Belarus: Don’t look at me. Look at Lithuania.
Lithuania: What? I didn’t break it.
Belarus: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Lithuania: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Belarus: Suspicious.
Lithuania: No, it’s not!
Moldova: If it matters, probably not… Estonia was the last one to use it.
Estonia: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Moldova: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Estonia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Moldova!
Ukraine: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Russia.
Russia: No. Who broke it?
Belarus, whispering: Brother, Latvia has been awfully quiet…
Latvia: Really?!
Belarus: Yeah, really!
…
Russia: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
i spent two years making asia just to make this map. oh my god. the tag list couldnt get longer oh my god
Mexico paused while he remembered the triumph of the moment, and how he had let himself, for that brief shining moment, think that it could really be that simple.
He heard America speak behind him, “I thought you would be happier when this point came. You got rid of Spain.”
Mexico couldn’t restrain the scoff that escaped his lips at the naiveté of the statement. He replied, “It doesn’t work that way and you know it perfectly well. England didn’t let you go easily. There was no way Antonio would let a treaty stop him. I was naive to think it would.”
He thought back on the feeling of that final battle and there was a hollow awareness that it would not be the end. Spain did not stop, though he had been defeated.
But, there had been such hope as he rode into the city. It was one of the purest moments in his life. He had triumph, albeit short lived triumph. But, he knew he had been young and still hopeful.
Mexico tried to put himself back in that moment, and the unadulterated joy he felt. He took a deep breath and put himself back in the place he was on one of the happiest mornings of his existence.
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[Not all German regions were exactly…. Prussia-friendly, but Ludwig obviously wasn’t the smartest child and already the sole member of the Prussia-fanclub. The gents in the last panel from left to right are Bavaria, the Rhineland, and Württemberg.
Credit for the designs for Baden and Württemberg goes to @ask-thesouthwest! Thank you for letting me use them!]
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Superman: Lex, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
Lex Luthor: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.
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