Meanwhile In The USSR

Meanwhile in the USSR

Russia: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Ukraine: I did. I broke it…

Russia: No. No, you didn’t. Belarus?

Belarus: Don’t look at me. Look at Lithuania.

Lithuania: What? I didn’t break it.

Belarus: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Lithuania: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Belarus: Suspicious.

Lithuania: No, it’s not!

Moldova: If it matters, probably not… Estonia was the last one to use it.

Estonia: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Moldova: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Estonia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Moldova!

Ukraine: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Russia.

Russia: No. Who broke it?

Belarus, whispering: Brother, Latvia has been awfully quiet…

Latvia: Really?!

Belarus: Yeah, really!

Russia: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Mexico paused while he remembered the triumph of the moment, and how he had let himself, for that brief shining moment, think that it could really be that simple.

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