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Siblings, raise your hand if this is a relatable experience.

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

The "first time Minecraft player" experience

God gives her hardest battles (knee pain) to her strongest soldiers (me: an 18 y.o. who (according to every adult I’ve ever told) is “too young to have knee pain)

Spiderverse run so they could sprint really fucking fast

I love you stylized CGI I love you spider verse I love you arcane I love you the peanuts movie I love you the bad guys I love you Mitchells vs the machines I love you Puss in boots the last wish I love you Entergalactic

Hm

chocolate delivery express! 💝💨

It is insane to me that timestamps are optional on this webbed site. A major context clue is just opt in so I’ll reblog something from four years ago and people think it’s happening right just now like babe. Enable your timestamps. Why are you stumbling through the world with one eye closed?

Fanfic so good you gotta stop and scroll on social media to not get overwhelmed

the holy grail types of fanfic

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

Just cried. “So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous applause” has never been so strongly felt

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Miguel, freaking out at Miles: THERE’S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE SPIDER-MAN IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!! 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 Insomniac Spider-Man, in the background, staying quiet to protect HIS universe’s Miles:

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use