I Love Jasper! I'm In The Middle Of Reading Martlet Heart And Just Wanted To Say Your Writing Is Incredible!!!!

griddlehark modern college au because this book is metaphorically placing me in the jerma meat grinder hypothetical and i need something nice

      "For a normal swordswoman? To reach the standard of a House cavalier primary? You'd need years. For Nav? Three months—" (here Gideon died briefly of gratification; she revived only due to the rising horror consequent of everything else) "—and she'd be up to the standard of the meanest, most behindhand cavalier alive."

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 53

      "Your cavalier," said the Lady of the Ninth quietly, "drew on my cavalier."       As Gideon died gently of shock, buoyed back to this life only by the weird bruises forming at the top of her spine ...

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 75

      The world rocked, but it was mainly because Harrow was shaking her shoulders.       "Ha-ha," said Gideon, "first time you didn't call me Griddle," and died.

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 228

"Average dyke dies 17 times per year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average dyke dies 0 times per year. Resurrections Nav, who lives on Pluto & dies and comes back to life whenever a woman shows respect for her, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Watched this video before reading Gideon The Ninth, then read it and rewatched the video. HARROW LOOKING DISTRAUGHT AND CRYING OVER GIDEON FUCKING GOT ME IN TEARS.

i don't know how many people know the existence of it, but this is genuinely:

a) one of the best covers of take me to church i've heard

b) made for the LOCKED TOMB??? like it is the entire animated sequence of gideon the ninth scenes that fit the cover so fucking well

THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR THIS ARE U KIDDING ME

THANK YOU REINAEIRY (AND HOZIER OF COURSE!!) FOR GRACING US WITH THIS MASTERPIECE

“Please undo what I’ve done, Lord, I will never ask anything of you, ever again, if you just give me back the life of Gideon Nav.”

“I can’t.” He said.

Harrow said, “But you're God.”

And God said, “And I am not enough.”

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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I really gotta stop listening to trashy sad songs because it making me want to start a new animatic. Like I have two I'm already working on!!! I can't do another T-T

Merry Christmas! My gift to all of you is to read this my book rec. Free trial for 125 pages on google it's called the blood of hercules and wait where are you going

“One Flesh, One End”

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