Lol

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

ITS ACEWEEK!!!!!

HAPPY LAST FEW DAYS OF ACEWEEK!!!

Real. They do

pictures that give me sasha, connie and jean vibes pt. 1

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE

TRANS PEOPLE ARE SO COOL

I LOVE BINARY TRANS PEOPLE

I L0VE NONBINARY TRANS PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE NONBINARY BUT DON’T IDENTIFY AS TRANS

I LOVE MULTIGENDER PEOPLE

I LOVE AGENDER PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE MULTIPLE SETS OF PRONOUNS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TONS OF SETS OF PRONOUNS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE NEOPRONOUNS

I LOVE GENDERQUEER PEOPLE

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THEIR GENDER IS

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO CAN’T DESCRIBE THEIR GENDER

I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE I DON’T HAVE TIME TO LIST HERE

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*At Camp Half-Blood*

Percy: I love my hot girlfriend and I like kissing her a lot and looking at her beautiful face lalalalala

*In Tartarus*

Percy: I will literally choke you with your own blood if you even think of touching my Annabeth

*At Camp Jupiter*

Percy: My girlfriend is so hot when she Judo flips me lalalalala

Here’s a random post of Berty smiling like 😃

I think I dont have to be considered the mom friend to check up on my friends. I can still be the crazy gay weirdo friend who is making sure yall eat your damn breakfast.