Bruiseshipping Headcanons Pt. 7: Tall!Jay X Short!Cole

5-10 years later, Warlock tries to contact his old nanny and gardener and thank them for making his childhood less-fucked-up. 'Miraculously', those letters turn up by Aziraphale and Crowley.

Aziraphale: *reading 'Francis's' letter* Oh dear, do you think we should - that is, that Nanny Astoreth and Brother Francis should pay a visit to young Warlock?

Crowley: I don't know why we should bother, Angel. We only kept an eye on him cause we thought he was the Antichrist.

Aziraphale: Well, yes, of course, but... Warlock doesn't know that. The way he writes about us... it seems we were quite important to him when he was a child.

Crowley: And what good will meeting him again will do, exactly? We're not gonna tell him "Oh, actually we're both supernatural entities and we were only paying attention to you because we thought you might bring up the end of the world!", what are we gonna do, lie to him some more?

Aziraphale: I know WHY we did it, Crowley, but if it was so important to him.... Well... maybe we could make an effort too..

Crowley: You didn't even like the kid, Angel! You kept telling me he was a brat!

Aziraphale: Oh, you know I'm no good with children, Crowley....

Crowley: Rmember that one time Warlock had a cold and he accidently touched you with a snot-filled hand and you called it 'an obvious indication of his satanic heritage?' Or that time you brought the Owl Husbands Bible with you to work and I had to stop Warlock from doodling on the pages?

Aziraphale: *winces*.... Yes... well... *thinks* Crowley, is that the letter for Nanny Astoreth? It's still unopen. You haven't read it yet?

Crowley: *Shrug* I don't see why I should bother.

Aziraphale: Can you at least do that? You owe him that much, I think.

Crowley: Okay, fine! But I'm not doing it for that brat, Angel, I'm doing this for you.

Crowley: *Reads*

Crowley: *starts tearing up halfway through the third sentence of the letter* GET IN THE CAR ANGEL WE NEED TO GO SEE OUR SON

JAKAKSMSMMDKDKSKS

I FINALLY REMEMBER WHO ANIME ZANE REMINDS ME OF

Kai: Hey, Lloyd, what're drinking?

Kid!Lloyd: The blood of my enemies

Zane: It's cranberry juice

Ninjas Aesthetics?? Idk it's the aesthetics I headcanon them having😅😂

•ĸaι ѕмιтн•

•jay walĸer•

•zane jυιlen•

•cole вrooĸѕтone•

•lloyd garмadon•

•nya ѕмιтн•

Bonus:

I feel like Zane would have the same aesthetic as Lloyd; hence the reasoning for my theme

Cole & Jay

Complete set of Samurai Moon! 

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

Movie! Jay Headcanons

•I realized I haven’t done movie! Jay HCs yet•

-He has a bad habit of pointing out the obvious

-He tries to impress Nya by styling his hair and wearing a jean jacket (note the jean jacket is his fathers and does not fit him, it’s super oversized on him)

-He has a habit of wondering off on missions

-He is super jump, the smallest things scare him

-He would rock overalls and a soft blue jumper

-He has a ton of pins on his backpack, including a pan pin

-He can get real aggressive if he really wanted to. He normally doesn’t tho but, if anyone gets him riled up he’ll fight back

-He accidentally got high once, that’s a long story

-He has a really bad fear of public speaking, he hates when he had to give speeches in front of the class

-He a pure cinnamon roll and a very anxious bean

-Hes always drawing and daydreaming in class; he has a few doodles of Nya in his notebook

-He takes a photography as an extra curricular class

-He is very good at math, chemistry and history,,,not so much in gym

-He is very fidgety and plays with his hands a lot

-His mom bought him the scarf that he wears everyday

•Enjoy these photos of Jay being cute, and that last one of him being a mood•

Lloyd: Hey Jay, can I  ask you for some relationship advice?

Jay: Look, kid, just because I’m dating Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.