Me: I Swear If Touching This Summoning Circle Summons Mini Statler And Waldorf

"For the tenth fucking time, you can't take the fruit cups! There mine! YOU can't even eat!"

Ghost: *takes another fruit cup*

Me: *calling Ghostbusters*

The Haunted Apartment

You and your new roommate quickly realize the apartment is haunted. Instead of being scared, you both start leaving out snacks for the ghost, playing Ouija board games with it, and treating it like an extra, rent-free tenant. But then it starts getting too comfortable…

Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical element of Water?

1: soup it is just flavorful chunky water.

2: watermelon, it's juicy as heck and also watermelon

Randomly hyperfixating on theoretical physics time travel

Other options include:

"kick rocks with sandals"

If some rando tells you to shut up for no reason, here’s what you do

Rando: shut up

🎶AND DANCE WITH ME🎶

Guys, does anyone know what to do if your Pencil-Creature signs a contract without reading it?

My Pencil-Creature is legally forced to wear this ridiculous mascot costume now. I told it it should always read the contract, but it didn't listen.

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."

A shit ton of bards

//this won't go well will it

*grabs your nose and honks it*

Woah mama I've joined the elvisverse

It's EASY. the Great Abyss has a very slight light and very dim stars. Oblivion has NOTHING but darkness

it's hard to tell the difference between staring into oblivion and staring into the Great Abyss

Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )

Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower