Screw Canon They’re All Bisexual (to Me)

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

After watching both Sinbad and El Dorado I've come to the conclusion that someone at Dreamworks had an agenda to make people bisexual and polyamorous.

first his family, then the sandwich, and now the coffee

poor guy can’t have anything

we're so back

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

that was so homoerotic for a second there i forgot this was marvel disney and frank and matt weren’t gonna fuck nasty at the end of it

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