Made This Once. The Lip Sync Isn’t The Best At The End But Eh

STOP CUZ LITERALLY

i love how nori is viewed among the characters who have talked about/have been seen with her its like

khan doorman: my wife is beautiful :) i love my wife

every other character: I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, NORI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER-

I deadass thought it was candy until I saw the tags lmao

i think eating one of these would fix my problems

Damn bro first we have mpreg now tripreg

Bill got pregnant..

NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

We’re in 2022, almost 23, and I’m willing to bring this back to life.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

As someone with hospital trauma, I love these

For the one word game: hospital

Hospital

"Visiting hours are almost over. But I really don't want to leave."

They always felt uncomfortable being in a hospital.

"Do you know first aid?" "Not exactly, but I love hospital shows."

They couldn't wait to get the go ahead to finally leave this place.

Waking up in a hospital, when they hadn't been there before is terrifying. But at least they didn't wake up alone.

"I spent too much time in hospitals already."

"They did not leave the hospital when you were out of it. They wouldn't leave your side."

"The nurses are awesome. Makes me almost sad to leave them. But I definitely want to go home."

Working in a hospital was stressful, so they were happy to come home to a relaxing home.

One Word Prompt Lists

as a short person, yes.

Hello! <3 height difference prompts but character A used to tease B when they were kids but now that they're older , A is constantly the butt of all the short jokes since B is now taller than them .

List of height difference prompts 

“Look at you. So small and cute, huh?” “Shut the hell up.”

Character B wrapping their arm around Character A’s shoulders whenever possible; ruffling their hair with their hand and grinning when Character A grumbles at them for it.

“I could fit you in my luggage.” 

“You’re like an arm rest.”

“So I’m going to have to bend my knees just a little bit for you to hear me properly?” 

“You have five centimeters over me but you’re acting all high and mighty about it. Grow the hell up.” “Well, clearly I’ve grown a lot better than you.” “I will end you”

Character B purposefully making things out of reach for Character A. “Can you get that for me?” “Can I what?” “Can you please get that for me?”

“Need my shoulders to see up there?” “Piss off.”

“Maybe milk will still save that height of yours.” “Oh my God—”

“If I’m a late bloomer than you’re a really late bloomer. You’re probably never going to bloom at all; you’ve reached your maximum capacity.” “I’ll give you exactly five seconds to take that back.”

“I could lift you up off the floor while kissing you.” “Excu— what are you doing?! Put me down!”

“You’re threatening but like, in a very adorable way.”

“I’ve been breaking my back trying to kiss you.” “I’m not that fucking short.”

Character B helping Character A get something they need but then holding it out of reach from them, a grin on their face when Character A starts getting frustrated. “Give that to me, you stupid giant!”

“If you want to experience the world up here, you can always give me a call.” “I’ll kick you in the back of your knees and make you kneel in front of me.” 

“Are you like, gonna leave me?”

~Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones episode 4: “Cabin Fever”

short & impactful

"Stay."

"Just go."

"I hate you."

"Because I love you."

"Don't leave me."

"Leave me alone."

"I need space."

"Don't go."

"Talk to me."

"I want only you."

"You need to move on."

"Please, speak to me."

"This will end now."

"I want to forget you."

"Hate me."

"Why?"

"Lie to me."

"I can't do this."

"Tell me."

"I'm just afraid."

"Please, leave."

"You can't leave me."

"I need you."

"Don't do this."

"Just stop."

"It's over."

"Tell me the truth."

"I can't lose you."

"We're done."

"Please."

STOP BECAUSE MY DUMBASS THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIAM FROM HFJ ONE AND I WAS LIKE “wow cool crossover idea I see?” BUT THEN IT CLICKED BYAHHACUSGISO

i think that liam could NEVER kill off n or uzi but then i remember how it feels when IM killing off my characters...

Feeling stressed, not bright and not on my best, but at least my hair’s a 10/10!