Shit’s All Nice And Funky Until Bill Cipher Suddenly Shows Up On Your Feed

“Are you like, gonna leave me?”

~Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones episode 4: “Cabin Fever”

short & impactful

"Stay."

"Just go."

"I hate you."

"Because I love you."

"Don't leave me."

"Leave me alone."

"I need space."

"Don't go."

"Talk to me."

"I want only you."

"You need to move on."

"Please, speak to me."

"This will end now."

"I want to forget you."

"Hate me."

"Why?"

"Lie to me."

"I can't do this."

"Tell me."

"I'm just afraid."

"Please, leave."

"You can't leave me."

"I need you."

"Don't do this."

"Just stop."

"It's over."

"Tell me the truth."

"I can't lose you."

"We're done."

"Please."

Me when I read The Book of Bill for the first time

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

Writing prompt

Someone’s best friend gets kidnapped by a villain and they have to pay a lot of money to get their friend back. They decide to save their friend from this dangerous villain and when they arrive at the villain’s lair the villain ends up being the shittiest villain ever who only argues with their sidekick and doesn’t even know how to be a villain. Bonus points if the villain and side kick are together and the villain is an angry gremlin while the sidekick is the chillest person ever who actually didn’t even agree on doing this in the first place.

I remembered I had this edit and decided to post it here dhsjdjjdhdjk

As a lactose intolerant who also hates having to watch my diet but doesn’t actually start their pants when they eat dairy products I wholeheartedly agree with Broomer. 

Wattpad pog.

yes

Catfish :3

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

I read “I set my alarms” as “I eat my alarms” and it left me confused for a sec

Whoever decided to ship Charlotte and Amelia, I hope they’re having a life with nothing but happiness and peace. 

I LOVE THAT PART OF THE SONG

"there goes the sun

"here comes the night

"somebody turn on the light

"somebody tell me that fate has been kind"

you can't go out

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND

<it's like a movie, its a B-movie show>