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If Matt Rose doesn’t make a video about this, I fucking will.

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NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

this reminds me of a fic called “You, me and the stars above” and its first tag is “Knotting”😭😭😭

do you ever go onto AO3 and youre just scrolling and you see a fic titled something like “We never knew the daylight (but we knew each other)” or sumn and then the first tag is “Anal Fisting” 😃

Im sad that it ended. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! ALSO I WAS SO SURPRISED AIRY UNALIVED HIMSELF LIKE???

HFJONE ENDING???

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING, HOW ARE YOU FEELING???

incredibly in denial, my friend

Imagining these with them <3

Friends to Lovers Ideas

being affectionate friends who are always touching, but when they realize their feelings for each other, they stop being so affectionate and people notice

they are always doing everything together, if one of them is somewhere the other one is not far away

always telling each other everything, sharing secrets and dreams late into the night, but suddenly their secrets become about each other and their feelings

it's their tradition to spend every holiday together, so hardly anything changes for their families when the go from friends to lovers

always teasing and playfully bantering, but once they acknowledge their deeper feelings, their jokes become more tender until they talk about it

sharing a cozy apartment as roommates, always cooking meals together and watching movies, basically living like a couple

teaming up at game nights so often, their friends joke about it

constantly texting each other funny memes and updates, after getting together, it takes a moment to get back to these easy texts

going on vacations together and all that changes is that they now pay less because they share a bed

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Such a silly show! Would be funky if it had a lot of lore and ended in an empty, depressing ending lmao imagine

“This show broke me in a way few pieces of media have achieved” and the show looks like this

How was your day, bud? ALSO I FOUND YOUR ACCOUNT!! >:]

HEYOOOO! Also I’m doing great! Thanks!

As a person with some of these traits, this is absolutely true.

good traits gone bad

perfectionism - never being satisfied

honesty - coming off as rude and insensitive

devotion - can turn into obsession

generosity - being taken advantage of

loyalty - can make them blind for character faults in others

being dependable - always depending on them

ambitiousness - coming off as ruthless

optimism - not being realistic

diligence - not able to bend strict rules

protectiveness - being overprotective

cautiousness - never risking anything

being determined - too focussed on one thing

persuasiveness - coming off as manipulative

tidiness - can become an obsession

being realistic - being seen as pessimistic

assertiveness - coming off as bossy

pride - not accepting help from others

innocence - being seen as naive

selflessness - not thinking about themself enough

being forgiving - not holding others accountable

curiosity - asking too much questions

persistence - being seen as annoying

being charming - can seem manipulative

modesty - not reaching for more

confidence - coming off as arrogant

wit/humor - not taking things serious

patience - being left hanging

strategic - coming off as calculated

being caring - being overbearing

tolerance - being expected to tolerate a lot

eagerness - coming off as impatient

being observant - being seen as nosy

independence - not accepting help

being considerate - forgetting about themself

fearlessness - ignoring real danger

politeness - not telling what they really think

reliability - being taken advantage of

empathy - getting overwhelmed with feeling too much for other people

Nvm I’m still bored

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

Me when I read The Book of Bill for the first time

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental