Literal Definition Of Spyware:

Bothering the beast

and they say white people can’t cook

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

Part One of DP Panoramas

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die