HELLO MARTOR NATION HOW ARE WE ALL ...

Hades Pharah trying to explain that shes not the god of death:I do not control the die

Hades Pharah also trying to explain that she rules over the dead:I control the die

Poseidon Ramattra:I control lobsters

Zeus Junker Queen:I do control

Hermes Lucio:I do speed

your drink + your f/o :3

idea from twitter :3 picrew link

Ramattra would cry after getting killed because of a pesky discord orb

i get a little big jumpscared seeing my main league blog (@scarlet-moonlight) posts on other people's blogs/tags because my pfp happens to be my Seolphel comm but I also love it because everyone will see my little yumeship on their league tag like

Ive been doing some bs things with Symmetra and I’m actually considering maining her! One time I played Rialto on attack and car-washed the Orisa by putting the turrets on the payload. I also used her ult to cut them from their dps/supports which is super fun, cause then it gives me and my teammates a chance to run them over. However sometimes it doesnt work and they literally destroy my turrets as I’m throwing them out lol I still don’t know how to use the teleporter either? All Ive been doing is teleport myself from spawn to objective quicker, and yeah thats what most people use it for but I also think I should do more with it? I guess I can make shortcuts to healthpacks or smth. (If anyone plays sym youre more then welcome to reblog tips!)

I also have been getting some really good kills with Zen if I don’t die immediately, I especially love pocketing Sombras (Of which there is a lot of in my games because she just got reworked) and watch them run the other team over. Discording tanks and volley killing them is so fun and I’ve been eating Dvas everywhere (Sorry dva mains)

And I also feel like switching tank main from Dva to Orisa. I know that she’s meta right now and thats why I started playing her, but I actually really like how she plays. One time I pushed a Zarya off a ledge with Javelin Spin and it was the best feeling ever. I want more of that thank you very much.

If people are making Dvattra and Ramweaver popular then I think Echomattra should also blow up thank tou

Tell me how I played Mei for the first time and got her Pixel and Cute spray in the SAME GAME on my FIRST TIME PLAYING HER without me realizing and then get a POTG team kill with her couple games later

And why am I having fun with her? Its so satisfying blocking Dva nukes with her wall or freezing people with her ult! Actually being able to damage people with your ult adds to her fun factor imo (Also I LOVE her Sprinkles skin and I was already thinking of playing her just so I can play with it, but I also like Star Sheep Orisa too)

On another note, I noticed playing Symmetra is like a 50/50 for me on whether I actually do good or not. But when I actually do good? Car-washing people with the turrets? It just feels so satisfying so I cant give her up

You and your F/O are in a store and you spot two things next to eachother. One of them has your color and the other your F/Os, so you say "Look it's us!" and they agree

Are you a selfshipper who has/watches kdramas? Imagine you and your f/o as the leads in your favorite one personally I like to imagine King The Land with Seol as Yoona and Aphelios as Lee Junho who can't stand it, along with Alune as the secretary, chaebol romance ftw!!

// “Aaah! Your shirt!” she squealed.

He made a dismissive little noise and nuzzled against the side of her head. “I don’t mind. I wanted to hold you. That’s worth getting messy for, in my opinion.”

div: @/strangergraphics