John Wayne: Nooooo Westerns Are Wholesome Allegories That Reflect Christian Values And The American Work

I remember a great artist on Twitter draw Frisk with similar clothing but I cant remember who !!

Sans and Frisk are intended to be father figure and child in my drawings btw !

Look at my shitty dollars trilogy memes boy

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

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Very VERRRYY long sniper-centric & sniperscout comic that I realize now that its very bad and corny and makes zero sense, but I love this couple too much to scrap it ;n; Sorry if this idea’s already done, but please enjoy it!

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obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

I desperately need the cuntiest clit eastwood movie recs rn i think i arrived at the right place

Yea you arrived at that right place, I would say something salacious about that 6 foot 4 piece of crap but I am practicing restraint.

Anyways I made the decision to watch all Clint Eastwood Films and when I watched coogans bluff I made a new metric of rating movies called:

boxd.it

Ranking Films By How Slutty Clint Eastwood is

A list of 15 films compiled on Letterboxd, including The Beguiled (1971), Coogan's Bluff (1968), Play Misty for Me (1971), Two Mules for Sis

I’m nowhere near done but I do update it as i go. As for personal recommendations, if you’re looking for moves where he just looks good enough that you want to put him through a torture chamber?

1. Coogan’s Bluff (he’s so hot and for what? To be a right wing wet dream 😔)

2. The dollars trilogy ( do I need to say anything?)

3. Le Streghre (the last sequence, he’s giving hot professor who’s good in bed which is funny within context of the film)

4. Play misty for me (absolutely unreal how good he looks except for one scene where he’s wearing tighty whities and is giving Gumby)

5. Joe Kidd (he looks very good but I have never seen a more mid movie I tell you)

And for good movies of his

1) the beguiled (he looks fantastic but this movie is a gothic psychological thriller, and a good one)

2. Dirty Harry (objectively good movie as long as you know what it’s trying to say, and he’s also hot)

3. Two Mules for Sister Sara (if you want a movie where you don’t want to think and also don’t want to be icked out I’d totally recommend this one, kinda raunchy western rom com with Shirley MacLaine)

4. Paint your wagon (it’s a bit long but if you like funny and ridiculous stuff you’ll love it, I know I did. It’s one of his silly roles and he does very good in it)

5. hang em high (very very good movie, if you like to see him suffer please watch this, he’s very pathetic in it I love it)

6. Bridges of Madison county (such a good film do not know how he directed it, but fair warning he’s a GILF in this one, id still tap it but you should know)

This could have been more cohesive but I’m at work and I wanted to really answer this ask immediately!!!

Tell me how you like the films!!!

Underfell Endings

Fella i have a question…

Undertale has 93 possible endings.

How many does Underfell have?

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94 endings. The very secret ending is that you find the chimichanga room, where the annoying cat is eating peacefully. Because you disrupt this peace, you are now locked in the room where Moonlight Sonata starts to play but only the first 6 seconds of the song is being repeated over and over. I hope you had another save file because you now have to delete this save file in order to play the game again.