What If Kim But With Tattoos

I love them so much

kim discovers tattoo harry blocked out with 90% of the rest of his memories, now has to be the one to tell him about it

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

This but any dish still takes at least 1 hour because time isn't real (and I may get distracted by literally anything)

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

genuinely insane to me that our bodies are controlled to the point we "can't" / "aren't supposed to" tweak our hormones levels as we wish

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

first post here on tumblr hehe

birds on a wire.

[oil slick halogen. the angels gave up on us. we’ll make do with feathers and tar.]

prints (all proceeds go towards purchasing e-sims for Gazans and helping re-locate Palestinian refugees)

No more nightmares, best sleep of Harrys life

💭

Better than poutine

THEY'RE SO CUTE (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Trophy girlfriend but as in I gave her so much trouble it’s an achievement we’re still together so really she’s like a trophy to me

original ref under the cut