Average gremlin
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Bought a brick at target
I hope this book it good
I know it’s kinda dated and gaudy but for me this place will always be home
That awkward moment when you’re watching Eurovision with your cousins and they all look at you whenever something remotely homosexual happens
One of the eight year olds I help coach heard me calling my skates my knife shoes and has now started calling them the same thing.
What have I done. 😭
My cousins forced me to watch d*sney’s Hercules yesterday and all other inaccuracies aside I think one of the worst offenders is them portraying Zeus as caring, loving and present father. I died of laughter when I saw it.
Kind of feeling like a 2 or 3
So I was trying to explain the events of the Iliad to my dad and I was at the part where Achilles ragequits and goes to sulk in his tent with Patroclus and my dad literally went,
“Wow they seem like such good friends!”
Like what are you dad, a historian?