You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
The way I ran when I saw this was becoming a trend
fairy red panda
so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries
bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
he's a real cutie patootie, i know....... lil ass skateboard...
HOW TO GET HIM ON YOUR PHONE BELOW THE CUT
if you'd like him on your phone, i put him up on ko-fi here <3 (name your price! get him for free, tee-hee!)
he was made specifically for the shimeji app made by Digital Cosmos if you want him!!!
picture of da app:
enjoy your oogly boogly baby boy
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
reblog if you need a hug
now that youve gone