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FIC WIP!

ok, I’m making a tfp reader insert fic and I wanna know, do y’all just want it to be no context how anything happened so you can think of something yourself, or do you want me to write something in? Reader lives with the Decepticons so wanted to know if you want a “canon” way as to how that happened or just to leave it to your interpretation. Because it’s pretty much just going to be a bunch of oneshots with no plot, but are loosely connected. So-

stolen from reddit

please continue making your legs longer and dont stop

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

Just wanted to share this meme with you guys. It's from Pinterest.

Megatron: Arggh! We need to get rid of Prime and his stupid Autobots!! Where is that useless Starscrea-

"Useless" Starscream:

Best part of the series so far 💀🙏

PHOENIX FIRE NOOOO !!!

what the hell is a gore blog are people just reposting sh or something ??

make tumblr safe for the gore blogs again

WHEW !! Now that THAT is settled- how about Skyfire as Tomoyo ? I know, I know Syaoran is the main love interest (I’m pretty sure, been a while since I watched CCS) but… Y’know… it’s cute… and Bumblebee can be Syaoran because I feel like I can make him overconfident in himself with his experience heheh. Oooo maybe I can make a love triangle heeeeheeheh that’d be funny….

I will NOT be doing anything that’s too niche or I don’t know how to . (WindScream, MegaStar, his trine)

just to clarify, Cardcaptor Starscream is a no war au . Do with that what you will, but yeah .

Starscream

This counts as vent art.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

i scream!!! you scream!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM

HEY YALL !!

I HAVE AN AO3 NOW ! YAYYYYY ! AND I DO REQUESTS !! JUST PUT IT IN MY ASKS AND ILL RESPOND WITH WHETHER OR NOT I CAN DO IT !!

What I don’t do:

Non/dubcon

Heavy gore

Sexual age play

Incest

p€do stuff

Graphic abuse (WILL do implied/brief)

Ships I don’t quite get yet (I will let you know)

+ probably some other stuff I can’t remember right now ! But I’ll let you know if something is uncomfortable for me ! We can probably work something out :]

why is my Bakery open from midnight to 6am do I sleep 😟

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

Man I’m praying anything at this point

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

I will NOT be doing anything that’s too niche or I don’t know how to . (WindScream, MegaStar, his trine)

just to clarify, Cardcaptor Starscream is a no war au . Do with that what you will, but yeah .

Megatron: The voices…

Starscream: SHUT UP YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC GLITCH

Shockwave: Such claims are illogical.

Soundwave: …. :(

Ghost Orion Pax AU

aka orion still haunts megatron

I know that there must be so many people who have already done this/had this idea, but this is my take on it! Hope you all like it!

Here’s some more sketches that I made in my sketchbook + some scribbles abt some ideas i had for the AU if anyone cares to try and figure it out lol

I’m home, I’m home !!! I can finally see my wife <3 (Fleta Z)

who can relate

sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful

Uh, so, y’all should totally draw this in your style…. It would be so cutesy of y’all ….

Ok I’m on episode 14 of MCB, but I really want to see Shadow X sitting criss-cross apple sauce . Don’t ask why, don’t ask why Shadow X SPECIFICALLY, I just need it .

YES !!! YES IM SO GLAD OTHER PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS TO YOU ARE MY GODSEND ILY MAKES OUT WITH YOU SHSHHS

Learning the other species's history.

Absolutely the most, “guys, what’s going on…-?” Worthy image of these guys

And then he flies away bc primus forbid if starscream gets to have anything nice for once

Gargles this like salt water

train sketch 10 back on mah bullshit. back on it augh

Me after watching the beginning of Episode 12 of Metal Cardbot and deciding BC DEFINITELY has abandonment issues

btw is it okay to tag Metal Cardbot as Transformers …? Oh well . I’ll do it unless someone says I can’t .