P.S. You’re Cute When You’re Sleeping. :)

Bun *u*

I found pure joy at the thrift store today.

WYD?

I’ve been saying this

This because who assaults their boss like that. You knew it was a penthouse not just an office. Yet you still went in. Touched all his stuff. Sat on his bed and then tried to rip his hoodie off his body. Lady that is beyond spunky and outgoing. She needs jail or fired. I don't think I can finish this one.

Does my shy boss get better cause this first episode is SO FUCKING STUUUUPID.

If I started at a new company I would simply not go into the CEOs office and go through his things and then KINDA assault him. Idk I’m just different.

the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

Bakudeku Family Portrait

From my Bakudeku fic “Bakugou’s Boys” in my popular Parenthood AU series.

check out the fic here

and the full series here