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I’m pretty sure I watched more tv as a toddler than i do now because there was

arthur

dora (omg~)

blue’s clues

clifford

roly poly olly

sesame street

sagwa

between the lions

liberty kids

a little curious’

kindergarten

the other crappy hbo kid’s shows

cyberchase

zoom

clifford

caillou

curious george (ok i was in like fourth grade but that sh*t is cute)

crashbox (okay there’s another hbo show)

bear in the big blue house

bob the builder

thomas the tank engine

maya and miguel (but that was on the tail end of everything)

jojo’s circus (see maya and miguel)

stanley

the koala brothers

oswald

maggie and the ferocious beast

winnie the pooh

out of the box

fetch with ruff ruffman (i didn’t waytch this as much but)

PB&J Otter

the little mermaid and the lion king shows

house of mouse

the wiggles

paddington bear

little bear

franklin

the backyardigans

little bill

wonder pets

miss spider’s; sunny patch

max and ruby

maisy mouse

rubbadubbers

angelina ballerina

berenstein bears

mr rogers

magic school bus

zooboomafoo

rainbow fish

stuart little

i spy

george and martha

babar

harold and the purple crayon

(okay i lied hbo had some good shows but some of them were absolutely terrible)

higglytown heroes and lazy town but that was more my brother

like seriously. all i watch now, when it’s actually airing, is glee and the middle.

but then there was disney channel and nick and stuff, but this is the toddler stuff. also, i watched full house and sabrina the teenage witch because i was a ba toddler.

i forgot about a ton of these but i used wikipedia and i’ve watched all of these at some point in my life

Bye

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

Day 3: plants. 

You know how it goes: you fall in love, you die.

The Inevitable | Damian Wayne x Fem!Reader

Description: AU where flowers bloom on you where your soulmate is injured.

Request(s): Would you ever consider writing a Damian soulmate au fic like the one you wrote for Jon? I loved that one and I think it would be interesting to see something like that for Damian– plus with how much you like him and how well you write I know it’ll be amazing.

Words: 3359 (I can’t write below 2000 words sorry)

Notes: I decide to write another soulmate au but I used a different prompt from when I wrote Jon’s! I’m using the flower bloom au thanks to @milkywayheartcupcake! Au where flowers bloom on you where your soulmate is injured. Like if they get a paper cut on their finger, flowers start to bloom from your finger. I changed it to be tattoos instead. =D

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“Your soulmarks are gone!” Observed a classmate, drawing the attention of the whole room,”Wow! That means you found them! You’re so lucky!”

“Your soulmarks,” your friend whispered in awe, gently grazing the skin a thousand marks once were,”Have I met them? Are they nice? What does it feel like? Why were there so many?”

“You have soulmarks!” Your best friend cheers, wrapping you up in their embrace,”Oh, tell us that we know them? Who is it? Go on—spill!”

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

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