Okay So Post Epic Odyssey Where Odysseus And Penelope Have Surfaced From Their Room Finally And He And

‘The better to eat you with, Richie!’ 

I like imagine Pennywise would be half shifted between a werewolf and clown when his teeth come out, better to scare Richie . (Also with a penchant for quoting fairy tales and giggling) 

// x //

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

Okay but:

Ladybug running her fingers through Chat’s hair just bc she likes the messy look, and then one day doing it to Adrien out of habit bc ‘oh there’s my cute boy with the blonde hair & pretty green eyes and wAIT WRONG BOY’

Chat flicking Ladybug’s pigtails when he passes by just to be annoying & cute & bc he likes her hair

Adrien scaring the bajesus out of Mari by doing it to her too & bc she messed with his hair first

Mari getting him back by running her fingers from the nape of his neck up during class, which surprisingly makes him yelp & turn to glare at her absolutely scandalized

Madame Bustier not caring for once because FINALLY those kids are getting somewhere (#otp)

Alya secretly taking snaps of these occassions without telling anybody

Mari wearing her hair in different styles to avoid the pigtail-flicking

Adrien suddenly floored because ‘Holy SHIT Mari looks beautiful with her hair framing her face like that, why didn’t anyone tell me’

Adrien’s soul exiting stage left when Ladybug shows up for patrol with her hair down too

Chat suddenly in a short ponytail

“It’s a CAT tail Ladybug, get it?”

Ladybug pulling out the hairtie bc just no, and then Mari showing up with the same hair tie on her wrist the next morning

Adrien fucking swooning, & Plagg telling him he’s jumping to conclusions bc he’s got a heart made of putty

Nino is ready to burst, “Adrien, bro, just ask her out already!”

“I can’t just ASK HER OUT, Nino!”

Alya is constantly screaming

The hair shenangians do not stop

Nathalie & his driver are beginning to wonder just what is happening in that school to make him look like he just rolled out of a blanket burrito

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

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The Inevitable | Damian Wayne x Fem!Reader

Description: AU where flowers bloom on you where your soulmate is injured.

Request(s): Would you ever consider writing a Damian soulmate au fic like the one you wrote for Jon? I loved that one and I think it would be interesting to see something like that for Damian– plus with how much you like him and how well you write I know it’ll be amazing.

Words: 3359 (I can’t write below 2000 words sorry)

Notes: I decide to write another soulmate au but I used a different prompt from when I wrote Jon’s! I’m using the flower bloom au thanks to @milkywayheartcupcake! Au where flowers bloom on you where your soulmate is injured. Like if they get a paper cut on their finger, flowers start to bloom from your finger. I changed it to be tattoos instead. =D

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“Your soulmarks are gone!” Observed a classmate, drawing the attention of the whole room,”Wow! That means you found them! You’re so lucky!”

“Your soulmarks,” your friend whispered in awe, gently grazing the skin a thousand marks once were,”Have I met them? Are they nice? What does it feel like? Why were there so many?”

“You have soulmarks!” Your best friend cheers, wrapping you up in their embrace,”Oh, tell us that we know them? Who is it? Go on—spill!”

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