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Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF

Animated character that was your gay awakening?

Grilled cheese or PB&J?

What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

Top three cuisines?

What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

Look up. What’s directly across from you?

Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

Brunch or midnight snacks?

Favorite mug you own

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

Fruity or herbal teas?

What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

Do you match your socks?

Have you ever been horseback riding?

What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

Have you ever been to jail?

What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

Puzzles?

You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

Where could someone find you in a museum?

What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Favorite mid-2000s song

How do you dress when you’re home alone?

Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

Knives or swords?

A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

Name a classic Vine

What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

How do you top your ice cream?

Do you like Jello?

What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

How are you at climbing trees?

Cottage Animals 🍃🐮🌲🐰🌸

One of my all-time FAVORITE movies!!

Michelle Pfeiffer in Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝: 𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 | 𝕖𝕟𝕕. 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟. 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖.

❝Well, what did you expect?❞ ❝Nothing yesterday, nothing the day before.❞ ❝Why? Why does this happen?❞ ❝It’s gluttony! Pure gluttony!❞ ❝Pathetic!❞ ❝We have nothing to fear.❞ ❝I am hard at work on this troublesome inconvenience.❞ ❝We are eternal!❞ ❝now, go.❞ ❝I would not dare question your wisdom, but you know I have found no solution.❞ ❝All our survival is at stake!❞ ❝So, find a solution.❞ ❝Of course, (title of person in power), forgive me.❞ ❝I did not build an empire only to watch it turn to dust.❞ ❝I will find the answer. You will see!❞ ❝I will not fail you!❞ ❝The truth must come to light.❞ ❝The fires of rebellion must be lit, and a new age must begin.❞ ❝Hello, again.❞ ❝How do I know these aren’t poisoned?❞ ❝Well, there’s only one way to find out.❞ ❝I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if a few went missing. After all, they are generous.❞ ❝You have to admit, these do look tasty.❞ ❝I didn’t take anything! See?❞ ❝You don’t have to be rude.❞ ❝Did you see their faces?❞ ❝They never seem to learn.❞ ❝There you are. I was afraid you got lost.❞ ❝You cheated.❞ ❝Do you remember the first time we came up here?❞ ❝I remember everything about that night, I was so nervous.❞ ❝I used every trick I had to try and impress you.❞ ❝You certainly did try.❞ ❝I was distracted. All I could think about was kissing you.❞ ❝I got so sick of waiting, so I kissed you.❞ ❝When one of us fails in our duty, we all fail.❞ ❝I enjoy the capital. I think it possesses a certain malodorous charm.❞ ❝Oh, that mountain air plays havoc with my pustules.❞ ❝Get a move on!❞ ❝It can wait.❞ ❝You’re leaving?❞ ❝That was just a bit of fun.❞ / ❝That’s all it ever is with you.❞ ❝Perhaps one day you’ll prove worthy of taking up my mantle.❞ ❝But, Father!❞ ❝What’s the hold up?❞ ❝What did you see? Make it quick.❞ ❝Since the day I was born, I’ve had to listen to stories of my father. I think it’s past time my father had to listen to a few stories about his son.❞ ❝Settle down.❞ ❝Care to join me?❞ ❝Have you tried these? They’re fantastic.❞ ❝How’s my best friend today?❞ ❝What? What? What do you want?❞ ❝What are you doing? No! Don’t touch that! No, don’t!❞ ❝Yes, you better run, creature.❞ ❝There you are, little sister.❞ ❝You’re going to love this.❞ ❝I have news for you.❞ ❝You’re having fun with me.❞ / ❝You know I never have fun.❞ ❝Oh, this is fantastic!❞ ❝I have so many questions.❞ ❝Why don’t they like questions? How else do we learn?❞ ❝Now I have more questions.❞ ❝Don’t embarrass me this time.❞ ❝You have so much ink on your face.❞ ❝Maybe just one question.❞ ❝Don’t eat too fast. Chew your food.❞ ❝What’s got into you?❞ ❝How about I return when you’re feeling better?❞ ❝We’re going to be late.❞ ❝Mind where you’re going, child!❞ ❝I beg your pardon.❞ ❝Little things have a habit of being stepped on by big things.❞ ❝No need to trouble yourself.❞ ❝Not a moment to lose!❞ ❝What’s that on your cheek?❞ ❝So, you can read?❞ ❝I too am a connoisseur of the written word.❞ ❝I’ve read all about you!❞ ❝I see you’ve done your research.❞ ❝That knowledge is forbidden.❞ ❝But… why?❞ ❝Oh, hush! Such rubbish. You were never beautiful.❞ ❝Your mother looks cross. Not to worry, I will speak with her on your behalf.❞ ❝What happened to not embarrassing me?❞ ❝This time it really wasn’t my fault.❞ ❝You’re just jealous.❞ ❝Every problem obfuscates a solution waiting to be discovered.❞ ❝How very interesting.❞ ❝That’s enough. I said enough! Cease! I command you!❞ ❝You must be careful. I may not always be here to save you.❞ ❝I failed again.❞ ❝Come, we walk. You and I.❞ ❝Perhaps a walk would be agreeable.❞ ❝It’s too much to bear.❞ ❝My every experiment ends in disaster.❞ ❝I will be punished grievously for this failure.❞ ❝You mock me?❞ ❝This happens every time. You say, let’s have an adventure, ________, it’ll be great fun, ­­­________. But it never is.❞ ❝I know what I saw.❞ ❝I think we’re going in circles.❞ ❝Where’s the fun in that?❞ ❝Well, if it’s fun you’re looking for…❞ ❝Is that a good idea?❞ ❝Alright, new plan. You go, and I’ll wait here.❞ ❝I thought I heard something creeping about.❞ ❝Naughty, naughty!❞ ❝This is wrong!❞ ❝It’s the way of things.❞ ❝You look troubled, child.❞ ❝None of it makes sense.❞ ❝I thinkt hat’s enough reading for today.❞ ❝I was still looking at that!❞ ❝Come back! I… I’m not done!❞ ❝Don’t go down this path.❞ ❝I’ll go where I please.❞ ❝Nothing good will come of this.❞ ❝I demand you stop!❞ ❝I demand the truth!❞ ❝No! No, not my books!❞ ❝Mother, I had a vision!❞ ❝You read too many stories.❞ ❝No, this was real! I heard a sound like… like singing, but louder.❞ ❝It’s easier to have nothing when no one depends on you for anything.❞ ❝I will. I mean… I won’t.❞ ❝Let’s see how bad it is.❞ ❝You’re perfectly safe now.❞ ❝No, none of us are safe.❞ ❝A whole new world waits for you.❞ ❝Ow! Contemptible contraption!❞ ❝It smells terrible in here.❞ ❝I’ve never liked this infernal place.❞ ❝Patience. I think you will be most impressed.❞ ❝This had better work.❞ ❝I have solved all our problems.❞ ❝Don’t you ever think of anything but your next meal?❞ ❝I eat when I’m stressed.❞ ❝I have just the knife for such an occasion.❞ ❝Come out. Don’t be shy!❞ ❝Sacrilege!❞ ❝Have you no sense of propriety?❞ ❝I require your assistance.❞ ❝Look. Do you know what this is?❞ ❝No! What have you done?❞ ❝Here is the answer we seek! Here is life everlasting!❞ ❝This is the solution to our problem.❞ ❝You’re in my way!❞ ❝Don’t push me! I want a taste!❞ ❝Don’t drink it all, imbecile!❞ ❝What did I tell you?❞ ❝Tonight, we celebrate! Let us feast! Music! Revelry!❞ ❝Dirty lookie-loo!❞ ❝You’ll die for this!❞

me: why did i not cry about my own trauma until i saw it replicated on a tv show

the tiny simone de beauvoir who lives in my left ear: the fictional woman is a vehicle for the ineffable traumas of your feminine self.

me: thank you madame de beauvoir

Jareth the Goblin King and/or Gurjin lollll

if u see this u are legally obligated to reblog/comment with whoever is ur current fictional crush