Ze1na - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

Source: sophistirags

anybody else in here feel like they're constantly and involuntarily calculating their every thought and action. and doing it wrong

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anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

Tim Drake personality can be summarised quite easily in my opinion.

You know how in Inside Out they had all the emotions of shit and there was always one as a leader? Yeah, Tim Drake has about a 6 of those.

Depressed Bitch in the corner crying. Sleep Deprived Bitch on the floor. Homicidal Rage Bitch running around with a flame thrower. ADHD Bitch at the corkboard in the back with about a million theories with his eyes wide and drinking straight from a pot of coffee. At the control centre is Complete Improve Bitch, who just occasionally takes an idea from the ones in the back and sends them Tims way.

Who's the leader you may ask? Sanity. But Sanity disappeared three years ago, and the other five have around 1 braincell to share between them.

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Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do