liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
🚨MY FAMILY URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT TO EVACUATED FROM THE GENOCIDE TO SAVE PLACE 🚨
Hello, my name is Ruba from Northern Gaza. I am writing to you today amidst harsh conditions that my family and I are enduring. We are in urgent need of your help. The war and the ongoing genocide put our lives in constant danger, and every passing minute could be our last.
We are living in a small tent that lacks the most basic necessities of life, such as clean water, electricity, and food. These essentials are currently unavailable to us, and we are in desperate need of them to survive.
My family and I are feeling extremely hopeless due to these tough circumstances. My parents are elderly and require medication and treatment, but there is no way to obtain them. We need your support to save our lives and protect my family from the death that is chasing us.
Maybe 10$ save my life and make different 🍉‼️
Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!
Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.
Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?
If I read this out of context I'd cry
Cried anyways while reading it with context
I can't be the first to make this connection
A Goon coming home from work: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?
Tim: Uhhhh you weren't supposed to be home for another hour. Breaking and entering is a hobby of mine
Goon: WHAT!?
Dick: It's more like a compulsion really
Goon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Dick: Trying to curtail his breaking and entering is a hobby of mine
Goon: GET OUT
people say 'narcissists are evil because they don't have any empathy' and then proceed to not have any empathy towards anyone with npd
if anyone reading this can spare a few dollars for groceries, that'd be really helpful. my mom and i would appreciate it. paypal / cash app if you cant but would still like to help, reblogs are really helpful too. thanks for reading.
This deserves an Oscar
what is it about Tim that makes people call him a grasshopper