KND AND SUPERJAIL MENTIONED, HOLY SHIT YEAH!!1!

What in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck am I even looking at?

Fly high warden 🕊️🕊️

"AHHH, SHIT!" -Zim Zam the Spaceman

THE ULTIMATE ADULT SWIM HAREM RAHHHHH

Characters in this harem I’d 100% date:

Master Shake (because he’s the absolute best)

The Warden (the cutest motherfucker out there, MY BABY BOYYY!)

Xavier (We can find out what doth life together!)

Steve Smith (not the one from American Dad for those wondering) (Cool type of guy!)

Characters in this harem I’d crush on, but pass:

Nathan Explosion (I’m not brutal enough for him, dawg. 😭)

Rusty Cuyler (He’s already happy with Tammi, I’m not gonna interrupt their beautiful relationship.)

Characters I’d reject:

Baby Cakes (He’s too childish.)

Clay Puppington (No. No fucking way in hell I’d date a toxic father like him.)

Cat Man (Enough said.)

Early Cuyler (Because he’s a piece of shit!)

Any of the live action characters (To be fair, the idea of crushing on a real actor is kinda creepy to me.)

Also, Killface deserves a place in this harem alongside Xander Crews. I love me a good supervillain!

Forget MordeTwi, this is the real crackship we should be worshipping.

Happy Easter from the Cuyler clan!

Adult Swim’s April Fools prank was kinda mid this year.

All we got was a Rick and Morty broadway adaptation and a teaser for season 8. While it wasn’t bad, I feel like they could’ve done better than flexing their cash cow. But hey, take what you can get. Corporations aren’t your friends.

You got that right.. Wolf-I-Fied is PEAK!

He drinks so cutely! X3

“Hydration is essential.”

((AKA, a compilation of the goofy way Shake drinks soda.))

Oh my Shakey, you’re so grouchy! Angry little cuppy, won’t you?

Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV!

Chibi Nathan.

Because sometimes, cuteness is brutal.