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L: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

L: And I'm just like, 'I'm barely even a person.'

ohhhkay i just read the power of five series and came to tumblr expecting a positively HUGE fanbase but??? what??? why is this fandom so smallll wahhh

but god do i love richard

You are a god with no followers nor enemies, yet you still persist. No god had ever lived without worship before. The other gods are stumped as to why this is so…until you tell them what you are the god of.

Beyond: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Naomi, not looking up from her book: spear.

Beyond: BLOCKED.

Light: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

L, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Soichiro: Kira killed about 27 people today

Light: Oh no, that's tearable. And I heard that the evidence that the police has got on Kira is still paper-thin

Body Language

When someone is...

Sad

Face/Body:

Avoidant/reduced eye contact

Drooping eyelids

Downcast eyes

Frowning

Raised inner ends of eyebrows

Dropped or furrowed eyebrows

Quivering lip/biting lip

Wrinkled nose

Voice:

Soft pitch

Low lone

Pauses/hesitant speech

Quiet/breathy

Slow speech

Voice cracks/breaking voice

Gestures/Posture:

Slouching/lowered head

Rigid/tense posture

Half formed/slow movement

Fidgeting or clasped hands

Sniffing or heavy swallows

Self soothing gestures (running hands over the arms, hand over heart, holding face in palms, etc)

Light: Do you take constructive criticism?

Misa: I only take cash or credit.

Matsuda: let’s all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.

L, on thirty-five cups of coffee with eight sugar cubes in each cup: conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.