I Got Smacked With Writers Block Right After I Finished The First Part Of The Exposition. So, I'm Making

This is exactly why I say “of course” and “no problem”

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

If Sam stood on Demetri’s shoulders, it’s over for everyone

You’ll never guess who’s the overprotective, bamf, feral one is in this relationship

Kyler the closet is glass already you don’t have to spray it and wipe it down

Bye why’d I see someone say that Robby’s the only one from the OG Miyagi-Trio to not be bullied with something to do with dicks 😭

Why don’t we just call the Sam and Tory ship the Bonsai Brides

I really wish I got more into Epic when I was still doing Cobra Kai The (Hypothetical) Musical because I just found out Legendary exists and that’s like? PERFECT for Miguel.

And also We’ll be Fine as a Johnny and Miguel song fits like a fucking puzzle piece.

Maybe also Little Wolf over the Cafeteria fight scene in season 1.

Cobra Konundrums Episode Idea #2

Takes place in Season 2.

Demetri is feeling lonely because he and Eli were supposed to be participating in the local Guitar Hero tourney today, but because of Hawk’s heel turn, that’s not exactly possible…UNTIL Robby reveals that he’s pretty damn good at playing the guitar, authentic or digital.

So Demetri convinces Robby to enter the tourney with him, but as it turns out, the security guard recognizes Robby from one of his old scams so they have to sneak Robby in.

I actually have a full-fledged episode idea in mind, this is just half of it lol

“Parasitic hive mind” sure is an interesting way to say polycule

descendants as textposts, inspired by @kybee1497 !!

I’ve actually started, y’know, writing that Cobra Kai rewrite-parody fic I brought up half a year ago so here’s a dialogue I came up with for way later in the game:

Tory: I heard you let me come back to school, so I guess I should apologize-

Sam, coyly: Apologize? Whatever for?

Tory: Look, if you’re gonna be like this, then-

Sam: For the first time you assaulted me? For the nightmares you gave me that centered around you breaking into my house to finish me off? Or, is it for the time you actually did that verbatim?

Tory, slightly uncomfortable: I mean…all of that, yeah-

Sam: Hahahaha. *stops smiling* Let’s get one thing straight, buttercup. I only let you come back here for two reasons. Because my parents wanted me to be the bigger person, and because I want my rematch. With no distractions, no secret weapons, no gang to back you up, one on one, on the mat, to the book. But if you come at me, hell, if you even look at me the wrong way before then, I will smite where you stand and then send your ass packing straight back to wherever you came from. Got it?

Tory: *takes a deep breath*….I’m sorry, I could fit you in my pockets, I can’t be afraid of you.

Sam: COUNT YOUR DAYS BITCH. *disappears*

Deadass frfr

me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

Tumblr stop calling me out