My Brain Is All Like, “Rewrite Descendants”

Jackass #1: I love Cobra Kai but you know what character I hate? Daniel. Always glazing Miyagi and acting like Johnny isn't 100% right 24/7, it's crazy. *murmurs of agreement* Jackass #2: Nah, you know who I really hate? Sam, that whore. *murmurs of agreement* Jackass #3: Man, I cannot STAND Robby, always bitching about his trauma and shit, man SHUT UP. Almost as annoying as Demetri. *murmurs of agreement* Jackass #4, turning to me: Anyway, who's your favorite characters? Me, standing in the middle of my room absolutely covered in giant pictures of Daniel and the OG Miyagi 3: .....

"Just Look My Way" - Ben Florian Rewrite (Helluva Boss)

It is expected, an oath by birth to rule the land

As the starlight passes overhead

And settles in my hand

I am a sovereign, protector of the people’s rights

Yet my eyes can only drift to you

And the classic tale we write

Let me hold you, keep you close to me

I long to hear your voice

But dearest, I know better now

I must give you this choice

I know you’re the only thing I need

I’d fight to bring you back to me

So look my way 

Please look my way

If there’s something more that I don’t know

That you won’t say till we’ve both grown cold

Just say, please stay, look my way

This strong connection, a bond that drew us ever close

Even when you’re gone, and I can’t see you, my longing for you grows

I don’t care if you were born to evil

Or grew around unholy people

Why don’t you understand? Let me explain!

That I’m terrified

As I cry

To make my wish come true

What’s left for me

And my breaking heart

If I cannot have you?

Unless it’s me

And all it was you wanted was support

But alas

My duties grew, and time was cut too short

Is this how you feel?

Stressed by a land that cannot comprehend

What you are

So I’ll make you this promise

These binds on your soul need 

To end

I will try to best atone

For leaving you to fend alone

So, look my way

Please look my way

And however long to break your fears

I’ll sit and wait a thousand years

If you’ll stay, and just say

Look my way

Kakarot, WHY!?!?

Vegeta: *holds Frieza from the back* It's time for the ultimate karma, Frieza. KIDNEY PUN-

Goku: Kamehameha!

Vegeta: Kakarot, NO!!

Goku: Kakarot, YES!!

“Binary Brothers Forever” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ALREADY RAAAGH

cobra kai writers this is your last chance

Simply Miraculous anecdote: I’m giving the pigeon man lore

Okay so there have been a lot of weird fandom friendships on the internet. Steven Universe and Undertale, Miraculous Ladybug and DC, etc. And I have an idea for the next one.

Descendants and Hazbin Hotel. I’ll elaborate if someone asks.

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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

I’m doing the same thing🤝

I’m glad we both came to the conclusion that this ship would be unfathomably toxic.

I can’t even think of how it would start because they’re just so…ruthlessly incompatible.

Torymetri is such a funny ship to me because like…that relationship wouldn’t last more than a few days. This is a ‘one night stand’ ahh ship at best.

Tory is abrasive, no-nonsense, and has major anger issues.

Demetri is snarky, blunt, and an absolute pessimist.

It’d be a miracle if these two could co-exist alone in a room together pre-Season 6 for more than five minutes without Demetri crossing a line and Tory actually yeeting him out the window.

I don’t hate Byler in the slightest, what I hate is that 75% of the time Will himself is being talked about, it’s in relation to Byler. Will Byers is more than Byler.