This Is Peak But It Also Reminds Me Of Every Witch Way

Holeth moleth guys

BAHAHA

Samtory. The ship I accidentally converted myself to.

At first I thought it was just gay for the sake of gay, which, I had no problem with but personally it wasn’t for me.

And then I started thinking about it as a joke, cooking up several comedic situations that revolved around Sam being obsessed with Tory and that obsessing kind of turning into lust.

And then I realized that’s just canon lmao

Jokes aside, it’s genuinely a great ship, boosted by the fact that since they’re no longer trying to kill each other, I actually know what their platonic dynamic is like.

This ship shares a lot of similarities dynamic-wise with Narusasu. Rivals so deep into the rivalry that they start making out.

Anyways, yeah, my thoughts on this ship are super unorganized but here they are. 10/10 ship

I think I willed it into existence

Elimoon is going to have a respectful breakup where they realize they are not each other’s true loves and are much better as friends, remaining close even though it’s platonic love they share instead of romantic.

Yasmetri is going to crash and burn, setting fire to several city blocks in the process, resulting in beef that lasts for YEARS before one of them decides to at least try and make amends (probably Demetri, but you’ll be damned if you think he’s not gonna be as annoying as possible about it).

Cobra Konundrums Episode Idea 1

Sam: *bursts into Robby’s room* YOU!

Robby: Hmm?

Sam: Stop stealing my dad.

Robby: *takes long sip of ice tea*…no.

Sam: You son of a BITCH-

Robby: LET ME HAVE THIS!

I don’t hate Byler in the slightest, what I hate is that 75% of the time Will himself is being talked about, it’s in relation to Byler. Will Byers is more than Byler.

DING DING DING RIGHT ON THE MONEY

Another thing ironic about Zara. She acts like the spoiled and privileged girl people love to say Sam is/was and people love her.

The irony about Zara and Sam is hard to ignore. Zara is framed as the girl who’s rebellious, carefree and effortlessly cool. She’s marketed as the “hot girl,” dressed in ways that emphasise her edginess and fans eat it up. Meanwhile, Sam is constantly reduced to being the “spoiled rich girl,” a label she’s never actually earned. Why? Because she comes from a wealthy family. That’s it. No evidence. No spoiled behavior. Just assumptions.

When has Sam ever acted entitled? The country club doesn’t count. Has she ever demanded special treatment because of her family’s wealth or used it as a weapon against others? No. If anything, she’s always worked hard and carried a lot of responsibility, balancing her family legacy with her own identity. The only thing people hold against her is the fact that she has money and that automatically makes her “spoiled” in their eyes.

Now, compare that to Zara. She benefits from the way she’s marketed. Her rebellious nature is packaged as “cool” and “empowering,” even when it’s irresponsible or hurtful. If Sam acted the same way—if she wore the same outfits, rebelled against authority, or prioritised herself the way Zara often does—people would call her selfish or disrespectful. But because Zara fits the archetype of the edgy, hot girl, she gets a free pass.

The double standard is glaring. Zara could literally commit murder and fans would still find ways to excuse her actions. Meanwhile, Sam could breathe the wrong way,m and she’d be called entitled. Why? Because Zara is framed as the fun, wild character who lives on her own terms, while Sam is trapped under the weight of being the “good girl” with wealth attached to her name.

At the end of the day, it’s not about what Sam does or doesn’t do. It’s about perception. Zara is loved because she’s marketed to be. Sam is criticised because she never was. And that, right there, is the problem.

I've always had the headcanon that Miguel and Robby have the Cain and Abel instinct turned up to 11 until somebody tries something with either of them, then it's a temporary alliance to bully the mf who built up the stones to do that

Miguel : Robby you suck

Some random : yeah you suck!

Miguel : kys??? Who tf was talking to you??? I’ll kill you??? That’s my best friend ???? My literal brother????

I've never seen it described so accurately

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

If Miguel and Sam sang Love is an Open Door from Frozen

And now I've done this. Goddamn overwhelming creative spirit. Anyway, I didn't really change a lot because you don't really have to when parodying this song. It's an all-around happy love song that can apply to a lot of fictional couples. As always, if you love it, tell me, if you hate it, still tell me.

Love is an Open Door

[Verse 1: Miguel]

All my life has been a series of feeling misplaced

And then suddenly I bump into you

[Verse 1: Sam]

*sigh* I feel you

Cause recently I’ve been trying to find my own place

Don’t know if it’s the moment talking or the lights shining blue

[Pre-Chorus: Miguel and Sam, Both]

But with you (But with you)

I found my place (I see your face)

You’re not the one that I thought I’d fall for

[Chorus]

But Love is an Open Door

Love is an open door (Door)

With you, with you

With you, with you

Love is an open door

[Verse 2: Sam]

I mean it’s crazy

[Verse 2: Miguel]

What?

[Verse 2: Sam]

We finish each others-

[Verse 2: Miguel]

Sentences!

[Verse 2: Sam]

*chuckles* That’s what I was gonna say

I’m never met someone who

[Verse 2: Sam and Miguel, Both]

Thinks so much like me

Jinx!

Jinx again!

Our mental synchronization

Can have but one explanation

You and I were just meant to be!

[Pre-Chorus 2: Miguel and Sam, Both]

Say goodbye (say goodbye) the misplacement has passed

I’ve got to say I feel this to the core

[Chorus 2: Miguel and Sam, Both]

Love is an open door

Love is an open door (Door)

Life can be so much more

With you, with you

With you, with you

Love is an open door (Door)