First Off, Rude. Secondly, Rats Are Intelligent, So I Can’t Be. Thirdly, I Know Where You Live. Don’t

First off, rude. Secondly, rats are intelligent, so I can’t be. Thirdly, I know where you live. Don’t make me turn your curtains in a paper doll project.

Whenever the ice breaker of what animal you would turn into in a fight passed around, I always say stoat.

I’m not a bear or a lion or anything powerful. I’m a short ass bitch with 0 muscle mass, but I am petty as fuck, much like a certain snow weasel with tiny knives for teeth.

if a fight ever were to arise, I would turn into a stoat, and slip away, but while my enemy sleeps, I would worm into their house, destroy all their pottery, ruin their clothes, and chew up their social security card. Plus for whatever reason, stoats are deathproof, so they would never catch me. Plus, they would never be able to look someone in the eyes and tell them they got their house wrecked by a long rat that weights 10 pounds soaking wet

I’m always one step ahead.

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1 year ago

Status report: the inner walls have fallen, the orcs are invading, and I got red paint on my nice black cargo pants

1 year ago

Life is unbearable. Please save my children; I don't want them to die in Gaza. If I don't survive, please don't forget them. Save them after I'm gone.❤️🙏

Life Is Unbearable. Please Save My Children; I Don't Want Them To Die In Gaza. If I Don't Survive, Please
Donate to Help Us Escape Gaza: A Mother's Plea for Safety, organized by Nada Saftawi
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11 months ago

June 17th disclaimer Please read

Vetted fundraiser masterpost-masterpost

TRY MY NEW DONATION ASK GAME!!! (COMING SOON)

This is a collection of links to various posts concerning fundraisers I've vetted and instructions on how to submit fundraisers to me. These are primarily ones for Ghazzan families although some fundraisers for Sudanese families are also listed (I'm more familiar with my own country's politics and dialect and am more capable of vetting fundraisers for Palestinians as a result). Each post will have a time stamp indicating the latest date of update. And fundraisers will have colour-coded disclaimers according to the particularities of their case.

I know that people do not like clicking on links or navigating between posts, but please actually look through these posts and choose a fundraiser to donate to. Please.

Instructions on how to submit a fundraiser. (for those not Ghazzan) تعليمات لتقديم طلب توثيق و نشر حملات التبرعات الخاصة بالغزاويين و عائلاتهم (للغزاويين فقط)

ملاحظة خاصة نشر الحملات.

List of fundraisers for my direct contacts from Ghazzah & Sudan. - PRIORITY.

Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 1. - Particularities Listed.

Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 2. - Particularities Listed.

Unvetted but highly likely legitimate fundraisers.

Additional fundraisers for various purposes.


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2 years ago

Little guy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ❤

Linktober Day 3: Miniature

Linktober day 3: miniature

(click for better quality)


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11 months ago

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

2 years ago

curious about what people expect from artists that they follow- I've heard a variety of advice from folks and I'm wondering what the expectations of people on tumblr are

theres also a poll about OLD art~


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11 months ago

so matt's absolutely giving scorched earth orders behind the scenes right. Not only are publically visible transfems dropping like flies, but every third person who musters up the audacity to comment negatively on Staff or Matt about this vanishes fucking instantly


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7 months ago

✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸 Hello, I am Mohammed Ayyad from Gaza Shujaiya. My family of 7 and I are living a very difficult life because of the war of extermination, which caused us to lose everything we own, and because of it I also lost my beloved mother due to the lack of medical care and the closure of the borders. I hope you will stand by us until this ordeal ends. Please donate and share with me on my Go Fund Me account, noting that the link is in my main page on this site. Thank you very much.✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸https://gofund.me/e7c7528a

✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸 Hello, I Am Mohammed Ayyad From Gaza Shujaiya. My Family Of
✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸 Hello, I Am Mohammed Ayyad From Gaza Shujaiya. My Family Of
✌✌✌🖤💚🤍❤🇵🇸🇵🇸 Hello, I Am Mohammed Ayyad From Gaza Shujaiya. My Family Of

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1 year ago
Linktober 2023 Day 15: Favorite Character
Linktober 2023 Day 15: Favorite Character

Linktober 2023 day 15: favorite character

couldn't decide whether to draw him with or without the coat, so have both

1 year ago

Wait a minute please ‼️‼️‼️

Please support me so that I can continue my education. I lost everything.

I lost my school and many of my friends. Your donation helps me build a new life☹️.

Your support by donating or participating makes a difference, I am waiting for you ❤️

Donate to Support War-Affected Children's Future, organized by Ahmad Waleed
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In a town once filled with the laughter of children, the rumble of distant explosi… Ahmad Waleed needs your support for Support War-Affected
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This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.

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