I Might Be A Little Sleepy, Because I Didn’t Notice Anything Wrong With These Until I Took A Closer

I'm having a goddamn fit right now at Netflix pulling a "jk it was just a prank bro i swear" over the backlash about password sharing.

"Wait, you mean we can't put asinine rules that cripple out watchers in place without people getting pissed about it? Haha, guess what, it was just a mistake haha please don't cancel your subscriptions we need those-"

i think i found a definitive winner of the most "tumblr" tumblr post ever

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Cyberpunk Edgerunners is the embodiment of "Stay in drugs, don't do school."

yeah, that sounds about right

average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

Update from Sam’s soup kitchen:

I’m already saying “it’s been a long day” at 11 in the morning after a three day weekend. it’s so over for me.

My body after 5 cups of caffeinated tea: This is fine. I feel calm, and tranquil, and ready to start the day

My body after one cup of coffee: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM VibrATING THROUGH DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS I’M ABOUT TO BUST THROUGH A WALL LIKE A LOONEY TOONS CHARACTER. I CAN BENCH PRESS A RHINO. I CAN PUNCH LIGHT. I CAN TASTE SOUND. I CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF MY ANCESTORS FROM BEYOND THIS MORTAL COIL AND THEYRE TELLING ME TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

Palestinian Miku!