This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.
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Latest Posts by zero-saber-sam - Page 7
self care is good and all, but I think I’m going to take a break from that to go fight the forces of the nature
yeah, that sounds about right
average ace attorney trial
phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this
maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay
judge: hello i am here
edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand
seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.
phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!
judge: order!!!!
edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!
phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS
judge: what the fuck is this
phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!
seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@
judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!
confetti: *falls*
maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!
edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........
harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!
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expression practice with my boy Ari.
Idk I’m just curious. Please reblog if you want
stealth set
(yes i know this is the second time ive done this leave me be)
IT’S PRIDE MONTH, BITCHES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
But seriously, this is my first pride month fully out of the closet, which just makes this one all the more special. Things aren’t amazing right now for a lot of queer people in America, or even around the world, but this month is celebrating that we have survived another year of people trying to put us down. Happy pride month everyone, I love y’all.
yeah also heres a closeup in case you couldnt read the text and didn't want to zoom in (the arrow pointing to vash says "doesn't know what to do with a cage full of bugs", the arrow pointing to the cage says "bugs")
oh yeah, i figured i should also add that people were also spamming the walter white speech from breaking bad, "raunchy" fanfiction, the oxiclean sales pitch, and ridiculous anecdotes including, but not limited to, complains of "too many men getting gender affirming care via viagra"
the site was taken down in just a couple of days. good work everyone.
Good.
I'm so proud of this community
Good.
Day 2 - Formal wear - Chimera Day 91 - In a Suit - Kagaya
Wow, I actually managed to post another one of these. Anyway, since the prompts were pretty similar, I lumped these two together. I also decided to start writing little tidbits about the OCs to give y'all some context. Enjoy!
Chimera - a creation deity with a chip on their shoulder bigger than the world tree - They/Them
Kagaya - A human superhero with the ability to absorb kinetic energy and re-expel it, often at the extent of his muscular system - He/They
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Day 1 - As a cat - Adrian.
Long story short, a while back I decided to pick up a 100 day oc art challenge, of which I promptly fell off of on day 8. However, I got a new art software which I'm using to remaster some traditional art, so I decided, fuck it, why not try and get through as many days as possible before I burn out, and post the results to tumblr? This one is a redraw, and is mainly just me dicking around with some of the features. There might be other installations but don't hold your breath.
I would like to hit transphobic legislators in the face with a rocket propelled grenade. I think that would make me feel better
alright im posting it. anyways this was for fun so dont kill me if im wrong
what mp100 character are you based on how you react to various scenarios
“Two wrongs don’t make a right!”
well two negatives make a positive so clearly someone’s lying
blech/ blekh is actually a yiddish word meaning sheet metal but i think it’s funnier to believe that they’re selling the cartoon coughing sound
this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result
me, an queer amateur vexillologist:
Pride vs Place!
Introducing the hot new quiz show: Pride vs Place!
It's simple: you just have to identify whether the flag belongs to a place or is a pride flag.
Easy Mode
Hard Mode
PLEASEASE
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
be a witch and go into a magical realm to collect supplies and find out which north american animal will choose you as its companion
No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation
84, I spelled no one like no-one just bc it's a personal preference
my dear friends. my beloved followers and mutuals alike. this is a mandatory assessment. report back with your scores
glad this guy is getting absolutely owned in the replies of this sexist and completely ahistorical tweet
homoerotic stately homo of england
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆