@ophanem
“you are short :)”
feel free to tag your short friends i am tagging @muku-uwu sorry
[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
Hello my friend, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza, I am 24 years old, and finally after waiting for a whole year of killing, displacement, hunger, massacres and genocide against us, the time for a ceasefire has come, thank God we are still alive after all the exhaustion, and during the next week we will return to our homes in North Gaza, which was completely destroyed, unfortunately our area was completely and brutally destroyed and we have nothing left, neither a home, nor property, nor furniture, nor clothes, nor any other clothes, I know that returning to the north will be very painful and difficult due to the lack of the necessities of life, and we will start building our lives from scratch, but we are happy for the war to end.
Please 🙏, donate to my campaign to save my family, even a small amount will help us stabilize ourselves a little, and buy some supplies 🥹, I hope that God will protect your family and friends, thank you 🥰🩵
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What the fuck are you doing?
BURGER. NUGGETS. NUGGETS. BURGER.
If someone is having trouble with their phone's text-to-speech, their phone will always catch my voice perfectly!
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
majolovania.
You’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
I know I post next to nothing on Tumblr but is anyone else having emotional dread regarding the just-over-5 months of 2020 so far
Naegi: Okay. The victim was stabb-
Kirigiri: Got it, know the killer. See you later.
Naegi: Wh-What? You just saw the crime scene for 4 1/2 seconds!
Kirigiri: Naegi, stop complaining. Now when the class trial rolls around I will know everything but I'll pass it onto you whilst you're still in the dark about this.
Naegi: Dammit...
Kirigiri: No pressure!
Kirigiri: Also if you mess up I'll vote for you even though I know the real blackened.
reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher