Oh Shit That's Me

Toujou: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?

Ouma: Okay, one, I don't have friends. Two, I'd still jump off without anyone else. And three, don't use overused clichés.

disney, upon seeing me about to go watch a lion die in cgi and knowing for a fact that i KNOW mufasa's gonna die

hmmm

Souda: *walks in* Hey, how y'all-

Cham-P: *growling*

Souda: *screaming like hell* GETCHO FUCKING HAMSTER BITCH-

Tanaka: It don't bite.

Souda: YES IT DO GETCHO-

Saionji: Nurses are shit jobs. Why does trashy pig barf like you enjoy it?

Tsumiki: I love healing the ones I love!

Tsumiki: I enjoy seeing them recover!

Tsumiki: *in a much darker voice* And I especially crave watching my despised slowly dying as I give them placebo pills that are supposedly cures but are really cyanide and/or hydrogen peroxide.

Saionji:

Tsumiki:

Saionji: *screaming*

Yes I love the Rhythm Heaven series

Yes I love the Danganronpa series

Yes I want a mashup of both series

Yes I deeply regret making this drawing

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Pineapple and anchovies are actually tasty pizza toppings

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

just us, and your friend Steve

there HAS to be a reason for this

he will get allen wrenches

the walking dad