Everyone Always Talks About How Edward Scissorhands Is So Dangerous Because Of His Scissors For Hands,

Ishimaru: I'm a bad boy!

Oowada: All you did was show up late to class by a millisecond.

Ishimaru: *attempts to flex muscles*

Hi, Tumblr staff here to bring you...

Sex Drape!

The super tight, super strict, super unnecessary policy to block all NSFW and some other things we hate!

It'll drape over any sexual content and hide it, and we use it for many things that don't even look sexy!

Uh-oh! Are those nipples?

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Two same sex people loving each other?

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I cut the Tumblr community in half!

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Hey there! My dash is killing me....

SOO I’m doing one of these. If you post about any of the following things, reblog this and I’ll check you out and follow you!

-Dangan Ronpa (literally any of them)

-Yuri!! on Ice (please)

-Mystic messenger (specifically 707)

-Dragon maid

-Miraculous

-Steven Universe

And I think that’s all for now!

Reblog or like this if you post any of the following things:

-Danganronpa (I’m absolutely fine with V3 spoilers)

-NAGITO KOMAEDA IN GENERAL

-KomaHina (Danganronpa OTP)

-Nanamiki

-Oumeno

-Toukomaru

-KomaHinaNami (platonic)

-PLL

-Dear god I need to find some Emison stuff

-Alison DiLaurentis

-Mona Vanderwaal

-Spoby

-Love Live! (I’m wondering if there are any scouting blogs out there)

-YohaRiko

-NicoMaki

-KananMari

-ANYTHING RELATED TO MY BEAUTIFUL BEST GIRL UMI SONODA

-BNHA

-Kacchako

-*Inhales* FOXES PLEASE

-Piano

-Singing too haha

-Writing help and tips

Yeah, so I’m looking for blogs with content that I really love to follow, so please do reblog or like! Do note though that I will not follow you if you post NSFW (Like straight up porn, I’m okay with mild stuff), pedophilia, incest, abuse, etc. So don’t even bother rebloging or liking if you do. It’ll just save me time.

Kuwata: *walks into the bedroom* Lemme see what you have in your hand!

Maizono: *running to Kuwata* A KNIFE!

Kuwata: *running away and grabs sword replica* NO! Ohmygodwhydoesshehaveakni-

Chabashira: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH YONAGA YESTERDAY

Yumeno: BUT CHABASHIRA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS

Chabashira: IIIII WON'T HESITATE, BITCH *fires a gun*

Amami: What's the most uplifting song you've ever listened to?

Akamatsu: Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".

Chabashira: Katy Perry's "Roar".

Saihara: Bo Burnham's "Kill Yourself".

Amami: Saihara no-

support trans people.

I autismed too hard and connected the dots on my favorite video game AI that sing a credits song

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[ID: A Venn diagram made out of four ovals, each labeled with a letter and an image of a video game character -- in particular, a character presented as an artificial intelligence. Each overlap with these sections has a heading containing said letters in bold, followed by a description. These four sections are:

G - GLaDOS, from Portal

K - Kinito, from KinitoPET

M - Monika, from Doki Doki Literature Club!

R - Rambley, from Indigo Park

Sorted alphabetically and by number of overlaps:

GK - is mentioned in some scientist's all-caps warning about their deceit; was the last-ditch effort to give a failing company new direction

GM - is presumed dead at the proper end of the game, killed by the player destroying their necessary components, until they're woken back up by someone who regains their powers for the player's sake

GR - harbors a grudge against someone that was once leading the facility they run, although it turns out they don't know all the secrets below the surface of said facility until the player goes looking

KM - alters files on the player's computer via admin permissions, then gets killed the same way; hangs one of their friends; jumpscares the player if they notice recording software

KR - was explicitly made to be a user companion and makes that their mission as they try to cater an amusement park to the player's preference; their friends have nightmare versions that briefly chase you for one scene

MR - expresses that they haven't had a strong, close connection with anyone in so long until the player came despite the presence of their "friends"

GKM - wholly in control of the area they inhabit with minimal human input, if any

GKR - highly devoted to their respective jobs with as little deviation from the set plan as possible

GMR - tied in some way to scientists that want to conduct some unethical biological experiments that seemingly become bloodthirsty

KMR - openly sings about how the player was a net positive in their lives, albeit for a small bit of time

GKMR - A.I. that initially appears as helpful and/or friendly and latches onto the first human they see in a while; gets in over their head with the amount of power or lack thereof they have and strings the player along to serve their ulterior motives by deviating from their initial programming to do things with which they aren't authorized; comes clean after enough people die and presents a scenario where the player will be stuck with them indefinitely until one of them dies or fulfills the main goal; sings a song in the credits where they unload their feelings about the player

End ID.]