Mmmm Crispy Man Mmm

Oh crispiest of crisps, what is your crispy wisdom?

Hershey.

I ADVICE YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU! 

BONER

I’m going to kill you.... and then kill you again. 

whats the most creative way you have insulted the Entity?

AHHAAHAHAAA! OH, THIS BRINGS ME BACK THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON! I’VE BEEN STUDYING THIS THING.... AND IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT IT’S A SPIDER LIKE CREATURE, BUT IT’S NOT PROVE. NOBODY HAS LIVED TO SEE ITS FACE. BUT IT REALLY DOESN’T LISTEN TO US IN ANY WAY, BUT I FIND CALLING IT A, “NORMAL HOUSE SPIDER” WILL GET IT REAL MAD!.... ha....

never again will I do that. 

((Love accidentally posting on the wrong blog then nothing an hour later omfg I’m so sorry))

What is the point of electricity when you could use a gun

YOU DON’T GET TO HEAR THEM SCREAM FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME, THAT’S WHY! 

There was the reaction he was waiting for, he laughed.

“[Oh my appearance is just a mere reflection of who I am! Just a small punishment if you really think about it...]” He seemed to trail off for a second before he snapped back into reality with a start, almost looked like he was electrocuted.

The Doctor took a few steps toward the Brit, “[You don’t know the first thing about this place do you?]” his forced smile seemed to widen.

“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.

((Hope this is decent! ^^’))

The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.

His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”

((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))

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edit: for anyone wondering what the music is, go to YouTube and search "dead by daylight demogorgon chase music"