Ewald Alphonso And Tarquin Soll Exchanging Pleasantries At FC Anrica's Championship Game

I'll be the first to admit my OC is who I aspire to be lmao can't a girl dream

me: hmm, why did I make this OC in the first place? OC: well-- me: *senses a sudden creeping horror* WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT

tagged by @vice-president-galade and @wokeupandchoseviolence - thank you! ❤️

last song: Blue Hotel by Chris Isaak (gym playlist, nothing like deadlifting to moody 80s)

last film: Conclave (yesterday!)

last book: Tell Me An Ending by Jo Harkin - for my book club, picked after finishing Severance S2 with the girls

last tv show: for myself - Forever on Netflix (needed something chill), with people - Severance (obsessed)

sweet/savory/spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, I could live on pastries only

relationship status: 💖💖 married 💖💖

last thing i googled: "pov you are water" for a dumb cat meme hehe

looking forward to: tonight! cinema (The Surfer, Nick Cage supremacy) and taco bowls for dinner + eurovision

current obsession: my OC who I keep inventing head canons for lol

Tagging! @poetikat @chavatangakwunua @act-iv

Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)

Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho

France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls

Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

out of context texts to my husband

Petr Vectern | I present to you Petr Vectern. The first alcoholic Vice President of Sordland.

i'm glad the ancient tradition of hating eurovision juries is still followed

wtf you dumbasses

first 30 mins of Rizia

why is the Queen Mother trying to give everyone an ED

she's giving almond mum

Symon Holl | We need to put our economy and the recession at the forefront, especially in the wake of this insane fucking trade war between Arcasia and United Contana.

if Albin Clavin was the people's choice after me, no need to orchestrate an assassination, I'd kms out of sheer embarassment

the sovereign update for the main game with the economy chart pop out and the status at the top is making me just giddy w how good at Modern Art with Symon Holl i am.

my rating:

1. Malta

2. Australia

3. UK

4. Luxembourg

5. Ireland

goodnight

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)